bawan

Youv got it the wrong way round, hes my bitch.

Only goals you get in 5-a-side, same as what we had last year. You booking Gateshead Leisure Bawan? Nah, am not gonna be here, I go away on the 23rd of June and don't come back until mid September. Nothing stopping you from booking it though

Portsmouth have confirmed that Sol Campbell is likely to leave the club this summer and that Brazilian ace Luisao is their number one target to replace him. Campbell is out-of-contract in the summer and has never hidden his desire to play abroad, with Spanish side Villarreal long-term admirers. A move to another English club can also not be discounted, with Newcastle known fans of the veteran England defender. Pompey are seemingly already looking beyond Campbell, with Benfica stopper Luisao having emerged as their top target. Luisao would not come cheap with a price tag of over £10million but the FA Cup finalists are ready to make a move in the summer. "The assessment of Luisao is very good," Portsmouth's director of communications Gary Double is quoted by the Daily Express. "Campbell will leave and Luisao is Redknapp's preference for the defence. "We have already spoken to Benfica and they have set the fee at £12million as a starting point for negotiations." Meanwhile, Harry Redknapp is being linked with another raid on his former club Southampton. It is claimed on the South Coast that young winger Nathan Dyer is in his sights and he will follow up initial interest with a firm offer for the 20-year-old, who is out-of-contract in the summer. Should Dyer move on Southampton would be due compensation for the England youth star.

Had a feeling someone would bring this thread back up.

Newcastle chairman Chris Mort says they club will not put their future at risk by overspending this summer. Magpies boss Kevin Keegan claimed earlier this week that the club had no chance of breaking into the top four during his tenure because they could not compete with the league's big hitters. Keegan also revealed that he did not know how much money would be made available to him for his summer transfer plans. Mort insists the club will not push themselves into crippling debt in a bid to try and close the gap on the top four as he does not want to risk becoming "another Leeds" by spending too much money. "We don't want to do a Leeds. It doesn't make sense," Mort told The Sun. "This club had £100million-worth of debt which has now been cleared and it would be foolish to stretch it beyond its limits. "I thought Kevin's comments were quite sensible. "I'm not sure what people's expectations are but I don't think most Newcastle fans would be greatly surprised by what he had to say. "There are those who are naturally optimistic but it does no harm to come out with some realism and say that if we get fifth we will have done well. He's right. "I wasn't taken aback by Kevin's comments. He says what he feels. We have just come out of a relegation battle so you can't have people surprised when the manager says we aren't going to get into the Champions League. "This is a long-term building project and we are very happy with Kevin. "He's a very enthusiastic character who has got the team playing good football. "We were disappointed to lose to Chelsea but he's got the team playing well." Mort is adamant that Keegan will have the final say on Newcastle's transfer targets despite their extensive recruitment team. "We have started talking about who we will be bringing in and Kevin will have the final say. He has to have that," added Mort. "We are very happy with where we are but Kevin is quite right to say we shouldn't expect Champions League football. "It's going to be tough for anyone to break into the top four. "Someone might sneak in there occasionally and there are a number of sides who will have a go but it is incredibly difficult."

Thanks ya old bugger, derek went "Michael must be gutted" Thanks all

am a leethal driver i'v been told

Passed my driving test

Class if your trying to improve your accuracy. Which you clearly do if you cant hit them, not saying I can tbh.

3 Doors Down - It's Not My Time

Been listening to: Santana Featuring Chad Kroeger-Into The Night for the past few days its amazing

Don Natty

Santana Featuring Chad Kroeger-Into The Night

Wor Habib

Thanks all

2J you're a cock-head imo.

+1

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11096_3455481,00.html Pile of shit imo. Barton has been looking increasingly like the player he was for Man City. Not flop of the season.

Why did you let that happen to your child? The return of RICO?

http://driving.timesonline.co.uk/multimedi...y250_92806a.jpg

Eminem - Mockingbird

uv got me and besty mixed up

I personally wanna die in my sleep. What I think a few TT members would like to be doing when they die: Jimbo would like to die wanking. Jonny2J would like to die smoking weed. T-Keith would like to die playing on his guitar. Magma would like to die partying

its been the boards failt (you don't know cos you weren't there) morts a scrooge and think's he can fart around on deals and nobody else will come in on them (err you don't know cos you weren't there) spurs have mugged him twice now (again, you don't know cos you weren't there on either occasion) So thats bollocks based on bollocks all knowledge (cos you weren't there) honest , read the thread mate , cbh getting into it with you .