The Fish

is like the facial blemish upon Lemmy from Motorhead's cheek. strangely compelling and what should be revolting is actually makes a dull thing interesting and completes it nicely (Told you I was being nice to people)

remembers the old sweeties "Black Jacks"

I'm afraid that in reading about all the myriad reasons we have to go insane that I'm finding it harder and harder to cease the inevitable slide into disfunctional existence, rocking back on forth muttering incoherently, repeating the same stock phrase " phpBB : Critical Error Could not connect to the database "

is a grave robber and obviously as such has the "Dead mans hand"

I tried to make some joke about "turning the lights on" but it wasn't funny so instead I thought I'd dance for you

calls a Spade a Spade

will be clubbed to death if this thinly veiled reference to cards terminates

I swear I'm so close to going postal... trouble is I'm home alone (not a shoddy early 90's slapstick comedy) so I'd just take myself out... I'm waiting for the window cleaners (yes... they're working today.... and I gotta pay em £6 despite the fact that thirty seconds after they clean my windows they'll be hacky again) when they knock on the door they're going to get pent up anger in the form of a surly thankyou and a forced smile... oh aye, they'll not soon forget this day!

is all heart

obviously didn't read the "I'm poorly" conversation with Southern Geordie... but I apologise for my poor showing and will endeavour to fill the day with mindless ramblings in this thread.

Psychology Fifth Edition- Henry Gleitman,Alan J Fridlund and Daniel Reisburg ...

is a Joker

should never mock a lady about her age remember... they hold all the cards!

should hear tale of my poorly-ness, should also give sympathy and perhaps a manful pat on the back

has missed my input into this thread.

and no-onecan think of one for geodie fish? that's ok. I'm a bit drunk. night all.

's name does not stand for Killer Hallibut Are Yellow and mores the pity

either applauded my contribution or contritbuted to my contribution

is half right

should know a starling just flew into my window because it thought it could fly all the way through.... should also know I'm off to change the pants I just shat in..

should know I'm playing dodgeball

doesn't realise how self-obsessed I am and concsequently how little time it will take for me to no longer care about the ava mystery.

has a dragon fly as his ava... or is it an albumn cover?

made a thinly vieled "yo mama" joke on the day that I've sworn to be nice to everyone.... is devious...

should know it was my useless sister asking if my mother was about... when it's plain to anyone with eyes that she isn't I mean.. Khay can you see her? and in not seeing her, surely you'd conclude that she wasn't there. jesus some people are so stupid.