The Fish

A late Father's Day gift from the youngest, she granted me a dose of explosive gastrointestinal emigration, on the bright side I've dropped about 3lbs just by porcelain worship.

Careful, Mrs Fish is from Ilkley (but you're right most of them from there are cunts)

He did it that way as a joke on Luc Besson. Forewarned the sound guy then just let rip.

The odds aren't up yet, but I'd expect Sunderland, Leeds, and Burnley all to be favourites to make a change. Wolves, Forest, Chelsea will be up there too. Not because their managers are poor, just that the owners are quick to pull the trigger. I'd enjoy Amorim getting the boot before Xmas, unless he's doing particularly badly.

We barely broke sweat and beat them comfortably 3-0. An Own Goal, a Penalty and succumbing to our high press. So, in all instances their players were so shit scared or so inferior to ours they shat the bed. Weren't we told that the standard of a player is dependent on the league they're playing in? So where those players were Championship standard, now they've been promoted, they're de facto Premier League level? If that's the case, they've no excuse for not being able to make a good fist of a European push, right? I mean, that Pepe Le Pew they insisted was the best signing in the second flight ever, will frolic through even the meanest top flight defence. Their manager will lock horns with great tacticians like Guardiola and Slot and the like, no doubt coming out on top/be fucking terrible and needs to be fired (depending on the oscillating mood of the fans). Sunderland are like Americans. Just as no American is poor they're just a temporarily embarrassed millionaire, no Mackem squad is shite they're just temporarily embarrassed title challengers. Also, they're fat, thick and racist.

You best hunker down. The pun nonsense that will follow that signing will be apocalyptic.

At your age, memory is the first thing to go.

@Toonpack I don't think too many people have read your last post. So if you wanted to go for a second draft before the mockery becomes too hurtful, you could probably get away with it. I made sure not to quote it, just in case you fancied another crack.

No, for my charm bracelet.

Have you got a link?

Cheers for everything you're doing Andrew.

Jesus, whenever I step away from this place it goes to shit.

That's code for facebook

This was OPTA's prediction for the league at the beginning of this season Have to give Ange and Amorim credit. They've both achieved something that OPTA said there was a 0.4% - 0.7% to chance of.

Yup, since 1993/94 the winner of the PL Manager of the Year has been the league winner 25/30 times. exceptions were; George Burley with Ipswich (5th) in 0/01, Harry Redknapp with Spurs (4th) in 09/10, Alan Pardew with us (5th) in 11/12, Pulis with Palace (11th?!) in 13/14 and Klopp with Liverpool (2nd) in 21/22.

Music was better too.

Not what's wrong with me directly, but my cousin who's been battling cancer for the past few years looks to have lost the fight. Doctors have stopped treatment and it's now just about saying goodbye. Awful for my Aunt and Uncle who lost their son last year to suicide and now not even 12 months later they're going to lose their daughter to cancer. She's only a year older than me as well, she's going to leave two daughters. Trying to be helpful as I can, but they live in Aberdeen so there's not a lot I can do. Mind, even if they were close by there's fuck all I can do anyway. My mam called earlier to let me know my Dad's back in hospital because he had 3 seizures through the night. One is manageable for my mam, but 3 means a trip to hospital for observation and 10hrs kicking about at best. All the while my mam's going to be worried for her sister, and feeling guilty because they're not up there giving support. Fuck all of this. I'm going to sit in the garden, drink a can of poncey IPA, eat a bowl of left overs and listen to some good music in the sunshine.

Yup, since 1993/94 the winner of the PL Manager of the Year has been the league winner 25/30 times. exceptions were; George Burley with Ipswich (5th) in 0/01, Harry Redknapp with Spurs (4th) in 09/10, Alan Pardew with us (5th) in 11/12, Pulis with Palace (11th?!) in 13/14 and Klopp with Liverpool (2nd) in 21/22.

Who's he like?