The Fish

once touched the hand of greatness, but after many court appearances and expert testimony is now not permitted with a hundred yard radius of greatness or any of greatness' possesions!

needs to know I'm going to bed so that she doesn't post any more things so as to ellicit a response from me... cos I won't respond... cos I'll be in bed.... and not here... and asleep and stuff... yeah... night

shouldn't you be inthe kitchen right now....making ...pie?

enjoys a good bit of banter and a bad bit of santa

spoke of ....Cancer? ok that's it, where's Souness?

has great taste in sugary goodness

made me think "Ewwwww"

I know.. I know but try telling pud that.

I've got a head ache

needs to tell me how that green eyed monster climbed all the way up onto his shoulder... that's a fucking long way man!

is the hip, the hip to the hop, the hippity hip hip hop and she don't stop

can dance like a monkey wants to but can't, because she's got real rhythm in her feet... or something that rhymes with Gestalt... and in french

has lost that loving feeling, woh oh, that loving feeling

should tell me if it's a soopafly?

lost it years ago

was not late! but SG was AH-HAH not the pimp daddy he claimed!

gets it daily and thus shows the benfits of being a large black man called Pimp Daddy Mac-a-doodle and not the weedy internet nerd we had previously presumed he was

... hasn't got it wykikitoon, you NEVER refer to yourself... you refer to the person who posted before you... in this instance it's khay, before him it was myself. whoever follows this post should refer to me!

should read this sentence "The point of the thread is to refer to whom ever posted before you in your post, for example if Khay were to post then myself, I would refer to Khay in my post and so on and so forth"

has now convinced me that he doesn't understand this thread

hasn't convinced me that he understands this thread.....

I was out in Whitley Bay dancing with this lass that I thought was 19/20 when all of a sudden I'm dragged to the bar by my mate who's just walked in... He tells me that I shouldn't do anything with this girl.. I'm suitably perturbed with a conversation using phrases like "Who the hell are you to tell me.... what's it got to do with you?....is she your girlfriend like?..." etc. etc. it's at this point he tells me that in his capacity as Maths Teacher at whitley Bay High School, this girl was his student of 16! and was in detention with him that very day. safe to say we buggered off rather quickly and as we were leaving this lass shouted after us "See you on monday Mr Coleman"... god I felt like I should buy a mac and a bag of pic and mix!

grows older with every passing minute

flatters me... which is nice and for that he gets a lolly

sold his sole to the devil quite what the devil wanted with the bottom of a mans foot is anyones guess...