The Fish

should I know I feel bad for being late

makes that abundantly clear by failing to follow the rule, simply make your post about the fellow above

wants to dance the night away

trouble is that most of our opinions of clubs are coloured by the paucity of varriety in Newcastle. The majority of clubs in the town suck, mostly cheesy chart pap. Stonelove is good but a novelty rather than a mainstay of the clubbing scene in Newcastle.. in Newcastle, my night will start in the local, taxi to town.. Start at Bar 55, wander towards the Central station popping into every pretentious bar on the way to the Lounge finish off the night upstairs in the Lounge chatting and drinking until 1-ish, then back to a mates house to crash or burn. in Leeds, drinks at a mates flat until 9ish then bus/walk into town, straight to whichever club we're going to tonight, dance and drink until we're tired or bored, then go to a late license bar until we drop, back home few drinks and a pizza. I can dance, I enjoy dancing and I'm not gay... the people who think that blokes dancing are gay are the ones who can't dance and are embarrassed about it. Girls are attracted to confidence(as long as it's not arrogance "I love me who do you love?") a bloke who looks like he having fun and isn't too bothered about others opinion will be more attractive. Also Dancing is sometimes the best way to flirt with a girl. You can be suggestive and if you're able to read body language at all you can quickly come to understand her intentions, does she just fancy a laugh and a dance or does she fancy you? This is more important if the girl is a random that caught your eye in the club, instead of a girl you already know.. if you already know her it's better to actually talk to her. unfortunately the best music to "dance" to is RnB or funky house : I've never had a shite night in the pub, each time it's a laugh and never a waste of time. I've had boring ass tiresome nights in a club, but also absolutely BLINDING nights in the club. so to answer the Poll, clubbing is good, but clubbing in Newcastle is shit. If you're out for laughs and a guaranteed good night, go to the pub and talk crap with your pals, if you want the possibility of a great night clubbing is the place for you.

is thinking about his doorbell, when you gonna ring it? when you gonna ring it?

does the fandango with a kipper when he can get away with it

the only problem with putting stuff off til it gets cheap, is that the system is no longer the best you can get, just the best you can afford. I've always thought it's best to buy top of the range thing cos at least then it stays contemporary for longer.

I will it looks shiney and the games and online experiences will be aceness in a nice big bag

should take that kind of talk to the Gay Club thread

can't....stop me now..... I'm having such a dull time,

just... genius. thanks boys I have to say the Son of God as well, if only so that when the religous freaks come round I can say "Yes, actually, I have been touched by Jesus and we do have a personal relationship now fuck off unless you want to watch me feltch the kinky bastard" no normal wink smiley really does this thread justice, how about these two?

just got one.... ooooo errrr missus

is a cad and a bounder and a cheeky wee rapacalian but in an odarble cockerney orphan kind of way.

should pass the message up to Southern Geordie that I have also used the Moniker "Kyzer Sosay"

doesn't help me at all... what the hell is cc? should know I'll be hapy in about 8 hours as I'll be homeward bound from work by then

has confused me and should explain that declaration

is like the facial blemish upon Lemmy from Motorhead's cheek. strangely compelling and what should be revolting is actually makes a dull thing interesting and completes it nicely (Told you I was being nice to people)

remembers the old sweeties "Black Jacks"

I'm afraid that in reading about all the myriad reasons we have to go insane that I'm finding it harder and harder to cease the inevitable slide into disfunctional existence, rocking back on forth muttering incoherently, repeating the same stock phrase " phpBB : Critical Error Could not connect to the database "

is a grave robber and obviously as such has the "Dead mans hand"

I tried to make some joke about "turning the lights on" but it wasn't funny so instead I thought I'd dance for you

calls a Spade a Spade

will be clubbed to death if this thinly veiled reference to cards terminates

I swear I'm so close to going postal... trouble is I'm home alone (not a shoddy early 90's slapstick comedy) so I'd just take myself out... I'm waiting for the window cleaners (yes... they're working today.... and I gotta pay em £6 despite the fact that thirty seconds after they clean my windows they'll be hacky again) when they knock on the door they're going to get pent up anger in the form of a surly thankyou and a forced smile... oh aye, they'll not soon forget this day!

is all heart