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The Fish

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  1. is like the facial blemish upon Lemmy from Motorhead's cheek.

     

    strangely compelling and what should be revolting is actually makes a dull thing interesting and completes it nicely

     

    (Told you I was being nice to people)

  2. I'm afraid that in reading about all the myriad reasons we have to go insane that I'm finding it harder and harder to cease the inevitable slide into disfunctional existence, rocking back on forth muttering incoherently, repeating the same stock phrase

     

    " phpBB : Critical Error

     

    Could not connect to the database "

  3. I swear I'm so close to going postal... trouble is I'm home alone (not a shoddy early 90's slapstick comedy) so I'd just take myself out...

     

    I'm waiting for the window cleaners (yes... they're working today.... and I gotta pay em £6 despite the fact that thirty seconds after they clean my windows they'll be hacky again) when they knock on the door they're going to get pent up anger in the form of a surly thankyou and a forced smile... oh aye, they'll not soon forget this day!

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