Radgina

s'okay Happy now...hot bath...jarmies on, fluffy socks and slippers

lucky for him I can't get there by 2pm then I would fuck him up tbh, nancy boy that he is You've done nothing in this thread but reinforce the notion of you as a greasy little oik with little or no social skill. The chances of you being tough enough to even vaguely bruise my dead grandmother are so far remote that they may as well be in one of the countries you spout shit about after you've read the online edition of the guardian. I am more than willing to reassess this judgement of you, if you can provide photographic evidence of how dashing and tough you really are in the 'post your pic' thread. I have a mental image of you that I just can't shake, though. Sitting there in a star trek t-shirt, pasty skinned feeble forearms locked as your wrists and fingers furiously skitter across the keyboard, writing programs, stopping only to post here and giggle at your own brilliance; shortly followed by a furrowing of your spotty brow as you realise that no one appreciates you quite as much as you do yourself. I can see your mouth now, working guppy-like as you try to desperately and- ultimately futilely- comprehend why no one has the smarts to really 'get' you. Perplexed, enraged, you unleash your FURY upon the board, then slink off to drink alone with the music loud, until your room-mate asks you to turn it down, at which point you do, meekly, muttering under your breath about how you'll get her back, one day, one day, when you build the world's greatest robot. It'll be a killing machine, it'll destroy all of your enemies, every last one of them. Once it's done that, it'll be your friend. Your best friend. It'll be programmed to laugh at all of your jokes, to pat you reassuringly- 'you're not boring and stupid, Vic!'- and discuss politics. Sometimes, when the crushing loneliness of being an ugly single male with no charm or worth hits you hardest, you'll dress your robot in a wig and corset, and make it sit on your knee whilst you stroke its polycarbon thigh and your own penis. that's a great piece of work, excellent imagery. I was really drawn into the character, moving stuff; I really empathised, especially with the robot. I'd give it 7/10 as an original creative piece. two questions though: 1. what's polycarbon? 2. you want to be an English teacher. Do you know what a paragraph is? to both posts

My heating is on full blast and it's STILL freezing Fuck it, I'm going back to bed. mine is on full blast too ...and the spare oil radiators I have and it still freezing....feel a jarmy, dressing gown and fluffy socks night coming on tonight !!! I went back to bed and it was lush! Unfortunately I now have to go to work. We've discovered that they turn all the heating off upstairs in the theatre suite (where our coffee room is) overnight from the central boiler room and it's fucking baltic. We spend half the night sat downstairs in the office, which is my excuse for my obsession with the arcade on here... so that's how you upped your score on Goldminer

and who in their right mind would want to go to Birmingham ??? place is a shit -hole tbh

Sure I've heard that from your neighbours before Radgi but who on earth are they talking about? funny little man

The plans look great...the trains look fantastic..the idea is a good one ...therefore I foresee the same old stock rumbling past my house on a daily basis for the next twenty years or so

you made me laugh bigly there !!!!

My heating is on full blast and it's STILL freezing Fuck it, I'm going back to bed. mine is on full blast too ...and the spare oil radiators I have and it still freezing....feel a jarmy, dressing gown and fluffy socks night coming on tonight !!!

Is that a real robot walking up the stairs on that advert then ?? ( can't remember what the ad is for now ??) http://world.honda.com/ASIMO/ Cheers...have been having a debate with wor lad about it.

There is something more dull than that, Sima, and that would be you.

wish it was my pay day....am skint skint skint

Is that a real robot walking up the stairs on that advert then ?? ( can't remember what the ad is for now ??)

You could say something clever. on which subject? evolutionary computing? intelligent autonomous robotics? machine learning? automated reasoning? neural networks? computational neuroscience? parallel computing? sensorimotor control? photoshopd

I would assume not.....there would be too much security needed

I second that emotion

ho old ???....seriously, how old ?? old enough to put you over my knee ya wee scally edit: unless you are actually under age, in which case I withdraw that comment far far far from being under age but still.....

ho old ???....seriously, how old ?? old enough to put you over my knee ya wee scally

aaggghh...he's here ... boo

ho old ???....seriously, how old ??

aaggghh...he's here ...

oh me oh my ....

the "c" man ....

...is it safe to come out ?

love the two auld birds at the end !!

It's a lot more than just a message board to Vic. it's his entire world.