Radgina

best piece of "toilet " humour yet...

The geezer I used to live next to was a bit of a nob. Anyway, I used to like pissing on his car door handle on the way back from the boozer on frosty nights, meaning he had a nice bit on my frozen piss to touch the next day. I thought about shitting on the bonnet but I was a bit worried about getting caught and getting done via DNA evidence. 78225[/snapback] Fucking hell......and he was only a bit of a nob? I'd hate to see what you did to someone you really took a dislike to you scruffy bastard. 78226[/snapback] Pissed up hi-jinx man, you of all people should be able to relate to that 78230[/snapback] DNA evidence from a turd? 78236[/snapback] does your hair come out in it ??? bliddy hell..

Boredom has now peaked....... I have taken to watching the charvs pick up their pastie babys from school and am wondering if I should put an industrial vat of peroxide (a la sheepdip stylee) outside the school gates so they can do their roots while their at it !!!

Gemmill's codename. 78232[/snapback]

Good Lord....your boredom factor far outweighs mine.....the last thing I revised was the new Metro timetable....but then again it's been a long time since I was anywhere near a "learning" facility

can I keep the stabilisers on mine.....

revising what ??? maybe i can test you ???

so...to recap.......it's all a ...he never made the scones or gave her the crystalized ginger...he never did the side parting and there really is no bird ??? Damn and blast and I was busy composing a nice little love poem for him to give her ...!

Join in the poo thread - it's quite amusing. 78196[/snapback] already did....... cheers

still bored...........

i like sultana's in mine tbh if it's not a wind up he needs serious therapy !!!

Without the second one, how do you know you got it all off though? 78077[/snapback] call it "female intuition".... 78081[/snapback] Call it skiddy thongs more like. 78083[/snapback] Don't worry, the coats already on. 78084[/snapback] Don't forget you scarf on your way !!! 78085[/snapback] As long as you havent used it to wipe 78087[/snapback]

Without the second one, how do you know you got it all off though? 78077[/snapback] call it "female intuition".... 78081[/snapback] Call it skiddy thongs more like. 78083[/snapback] Don't worry, the coats already on. 78084[/snapback] Don't forget you scarf on your way !!!

Without the second one, how do you know you got it all off though? 78077[/snapback] call it "female intuition"....

almost....only your Chelski socks left to do and it's sorted... 78061[/snapback] Ironing my socks? Fuck me, you're keen. When can you move in? 78069[/snapback] I hope she's not ironing your "special" sock. 78075[/snapback] wondered what that was ...for some reason the dog has taken a shine to it and has locked himself in his cage with said item....

three wipes is supposedly the correct amount for "healthy" turdage removal 78058[/snapback] In English law a man is justified in divorcing a woman if she requires more than one. FACT! 78062[/snapback] 78065[/snapback] I can honestly say I've not 'known' any girl thats needed three wipes. They're in and out of there like lightning. Quite right too. This Radgina character sounds like a right scruffy get tbh. 78070[/snapback] Kettle...pot....and I will have you know I only ever need one...FACT

almost....only your Chelski socks left to do and it's sorted...

three wipes is supposedly the correct amount for "healthy" turdage removal

Try designing a decent avatar, that should kill a few hours. 78050[/snapback] Pud designed it for me as he knows me sooooooo well.....

The bogs are bad enough at work without you blocking them with your junior Bonga turds.....you dirty young man

you mean like 'intereseted' ?? 77966[/snapback] Bog off - I'd just got up 78031[/snapback] and i was just pertending.......

Losing my Religion; Let's pee in the corner....let's pee in the spotlight..

Usually the way with the sex Gods on here like! 78024[/snapback] so I've heard....

can't quite see where the "shagfest" has occured.... Did I blink an miss it or what Anyway ....still bored an no valid suggestions made as yet !

You're worrying about Souness far too much! 77972[/snapback] Sadly I'm addicted to a gameboy game and can't put it down at night when I should be getting 40 winks. How sad is that? 77985[/snapback] depends what the game is ?? 77988[/snapback] Advance wars DS. It's just so perfectly balanced.... 77995[/snapback] definitely sad then.....