Radgina

My significant other works in a primary school..... we had to wait six weeks for his police clearance and he is not even a teacher !!! What the christ is this world coming to ...

I should be a millionaire then !!!

Is he on the "other" bus like ???

prefered himin Donnie Darko tbh...

vexillology

She needs to stop whingeing about how badly done to she is. She doesn't seem to be able to make the connection between the fact that she desperately courts the media and looks and acts like a complete slapper and the fact that she gets derogotary things written about her. If it wasn't for the media love, you wouldn't be in there. Pete Burns was pathetic yesterday bleating on the diary room about how he was shaking and nervous because he's "never unpacked my own suitcase before and I don't even know what's in there!" 76199[/snapback] She just wants to be "liked".....maybe she should stop getting her droopy tits out and wearing a "belt" as a top.. Pete's "man" does everything for him apparently...wonder if thats why he spends an hour in the bathroom trying to figure out how to wipe his arse!!

diktat

Fantastic TV.......Jodie Marsh crying underneath her tan mask and Big Den telling her to get her "shit" together...you could't write it !!!

Balderdash

Derogatory

Collogen's a far superior product. 75923[/snapback] As opposed to common or garden arse fat

Poodles

and two gallons of collogen. 75918[/snapback] I think you'll find thats "collAgen "....

Glockenspiel

Ditto.... ( and don't forget Trees !! )

The Nob n Cheese

Tossers Arms

Hell yes....and a sauna !!! 74882[/snapback] A sowwna according to Davina 74916[/snapback] just see the headline .. " Barrymore /Burns in Saaaawna shocker "

You listened to any of their stuff yet then? tells ye maaaaan they're class 74912[/snapback] Have done after your recommendation....canny !!

Unlike last year there is no "prize money" this year...the money from voting will be shared amongst the "celebs" charidees !!! Preston to win !

and now they hoy in Svens ex totty.....hmmmm

I know she is the QUEEn of Burbarry but even "I" draw the line at the Marsh like !!!

Hell yes....and a sauna !!!

OOH look...some tottie for the boys...wonder if she's brought the red suit !! Queue " runnibg round the astroturf in slow mo...