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khay

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  1. Say it with flowers After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory because her bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace. Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with five children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed kebab. Following the operation she awoke from her anesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed. "Who are these from?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice but I'm a bit confused as to why I've received them." "Well" said the nurse, "The first is from the surgeon - the operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks". "Ahhh, that's really nice" said Lucy. "The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was such a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be the first time he's touched the sides for years and he's very excited!". "Brilliant!" said Lucy. "And the third?". "That's from Eric in the burns unit", said the nurse. "He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears."
  2. Big Fish - it was all right. Was all ways meaning to watch it but got round to buying it in the end. it has deep roy (Oompa Loompa )in it.
  3. This all ways happens i put some music on to my mp3 player and it stays there for about 2 weeks. i all ways forget to change my music. so its still Jimmy eat world and futures. all though i only listen to world you love and night drive.
  4. where does princes leia going shopping ? darth maul!
  5. all comes on when i head home. you would think it does not like me.
  6. sounds like a challenge that does.
  7. Is going to fetch me a cup of tea and slippers, good boy.
  8. is working on getting his groove back.
  9. he makes me thinks of lighting and sky.
  10. head is as silent as the cave.
  11. Shoule please all the little people by making them all ribbons to put in their hair with bells onso as the run along they jingle like the bells at christmas time.
  12. Should know that everyday after a leave work i have the family guy theme tune stuck in my head ands its all your fualt!
  13. Is dancing in the moonlight from mars.
  14. Is perhaps his last day for a while. shed a tear i shall not.
  15. forgot about the foo tickets going on sale at nine so only seating left. So i am not going to bother.
  16. Might like to give a response to this questions. what are you doing this weekend ?
  17. Is correct.However by the sounds of it he might be able to get one at work.
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