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Would love for our two remaining stands to be built like the others, would look brilliant.

Didn't know you were friends with his agent

a fantasy designed kit i found on the net, would be a decent shirt that would

Kevin, stop being a homosexual all your life. I'm sure Sean William Scott would love to know you whack one out over him every night you tool.

Fuck sake Kevin, didn't even realise it was you because i didn't see a picture of Sean William Scott as your Signature or Avatar.

I sometimes sit and wonder, usually for hours on end, whether you were once dropped on your bonce.

I was also under the impression that the money they make from hiring out the pitch is used to relay the pitch for the next season.

All the dates are now booked up. I went to book today and there is none left apart from a Sunday which is the corporate day, and that is £3600 per team of 18 players, with your manager as Bob Moncur, and a hot food buffet in the players exec lounge afterwards.

Alright lads, i created a Twitter so i can post all of the news surrounding Newcastle, so that all the articles are in one place and easy to find, instead of going through numerous web pages. So follow it if you have Twitter if you don't mind. Cheers http://twitter.com/NUFC_News

Don't we have to finish 6th now to get into the Europa league?. I wouldn't mind having a return of the good old Thursday night European games, they were great nights some of them, most notably Celta Vigo and Steve Taylor scoring and running around like a complete loony.

Now listen to what Mr. Pardooo says and stop talking about Europe!!.. Looks like a good team though.

People are only making cheap puns ffs, no need for people to cry over it, at the same time, i made my pun, but i still feel for the owl...god sake, to many OWL'd cunts on here like.

I once kicked an Owl, it was a right hoot!.

Well no one expected us to "do" Sunderland, Villa or West Ham.

Thought you'd mentioned you were in the South West corner, mate? Was hoping to see some old twat elbowing you anyway. So did i until i realised i was looking at my ticket upside down.

Just thought i'd post the video of the goal. I initially started recording from the corner kick, and when the corner went through all the players i nearly stopped recording until i seen Tiote running for it. Glad i continued to record.

It was more of a vent of frustration than anything lol!.

Its a disgrace how some supporters can be racist towards their own players, let alone anyone at all. scum of the earth

Right, me and a few mates from work, and a couple of their mates went to the Bolton game at the weekend, we were sat in the south west corner, about 15 rows up. Anyway, i think all of you will agree that it is a knee jerk reaction to get up out of your seat when your team makes an attack correct?. Anyway, one of my work mates mate, stood up out of his seat as we attacked from a cross, and the old cunt behind him proceeded to fucking push him and started shouting sick the fuck down you cunt, and the lad had to stop himself from falling into the row in front by putting his hands on the seat. So anyway, i pulled the bloke and asked him what the fuck he thought he was doing, because what he did was border lining on fucking assault. So he started giving me the shit about how hes been coming here since 1954 and all this shit, which quite frankly i couldn't give a flying fuck how long anyone has been coming to watch Newcastle play. Anyway, he continued to blab on about it, and i tried getting my point across that its a knee jerk reaction to get up out of your seat when your team attacks, and then he started with his shitty language and started knudging me with his elbow, and i asked him what the fuck he was knudging me for, and he said because i was arguing with him, which tbh i wasn't really, i was proving my point about it being instinct to get to your feet when your team gets a cross in etc.....And he started with his crap about paying £500 a season and all this shit, and to be frank, i couldn't give a fuck if he paid £5000. Alot of people get labelled point timers simply because they go to a few matches a season, which to me is out of order, because alot of people may not be able to afford a season ticket, or they might have to work weekends. At the end of the day my mates paid for our tickets, and we can stand up whenever we want. No doubt he was one of the cunts that left the Arsenal game early, as he left the Bolton game at the 70th minute. if theres any grammar mistakes, its because i type like a monkey on speed.

I remember seeing him near the end of last year after watching Roma on ESPN and the fucker took his top off and still looked well built.

Adriano has been released by AS Roma, and hes only 29 years old. caughtoffside.com is reporting that we are interested in him. What do you reckon?. EDIT: Caughtoffside.com sourced it from sportingo

Gervinho & Taarabt

Don't forget Messi, Villa & C.Ronaldo.