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Anyone know if the toon website will have the highlights up later on?.

Will remove my foreskin live on webcam with a stanley knife if we sell him.

Exactly what i think when i read it. Can only hope that fat cunt would fuck off though.

Apparently there was some middle eastern fellows at SJP tonight, and Scott Wilson is reporting something potentially big in tomorrows Northern Echo.

I've got 2 pieces of memoribilia for sale. Ones a painting/drawing of SJP, called " Two For Joy " by Pascal Farrell. The other is a genuine imprint from Alan Shearers foot. This came from The Walk Of Fame memoribilia company, but i'm not to sure whether they are around anymore.

Ah i see. Thanks Tom. I'm still going to go to the Arsenal game.

ESPN hasn't even announced what fixtures they are going to show yet have they?.

probably somewhere inbetween 250k-750k i'd say like, or even a small amount upfront like 250k then incentives for goals and apps.

I hope Wes Brown brings the corn rows trend back to the north east me like, it might catch on with you mackems.

hardly a fucking revolution going on at sunderland to be honest like. Remember this you 6 fingered mackem cunt, Alex Ferguson never sells good players(unless the fee is stupid like ronaldos). So really you've just purchased ManUtd's rags really.

Not sure, sounds as though it might be permanent. http://www.clicklancashire.com/sport/black...ed-starlet.html

Looks like hes going STR888888888888888888888 to the Seasiders. Being reported by Lancashire newspapers.

LOL @ Tiotes face when Brucey pops out of the bin.

Not sure whether it has been posted, and most likely probably has, but it deserves its own thread.

Anyone looking forward to seeing & hearing the ovation he gets when he steps back onto SJP pitch?.

no, I'm on here to discuss Newcastle United. Well why you discussing Harry Redknapp then

I can't believe this Polish halfwit can't see that he talks a load of shit. Yes you are a nugget by the way, those kind of nuggets you get in your shit after downing a packet of roasted nuts.

Or maybe Carp?, because your fucking people keep coming onto the club lake that i fish in a fucking canoe and netting Carp and taking them. Some of these fish are worth over 300 quid aswell. Der! Is that my fault perhaps? Can someone put him down?............Please?.

Or maybe Carp?, because your fucking people keep coming onto the club lake that i fish in a fucking canoe and netting Carp and taking them. Some of these fish are worth over 300 quid aswell.

I doubt he's a toon fan. Anyone who says "Up the Toon" sounds like a mole sent from Sky Sports. "Why aye lads, what you think of these latest signings? They sound ever so canny to me, Up The Toon, M'on the Magpies, Big Up the Barcodes" i know that the knuckle-dragging section of our fans (all clubs are cursed with a knuckle-dragging section) wouldn't approve of 'Up the Toon'. Fortunately, I don't give a damn what that lot of gorillas think. I'm happy when we do well, I'm gutted when we disappoint. I bet that doesn't apply to loads of the knuckle-draggers, who would rather we hadn't got promoted, so that they could have more people joining in their, increasingly meaningless chants of Ashley out. God, you Polish talk shite, aswell as eat shite aswell.

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Why the hell has gervinho topic turned into a Barton and Nolan discussion?.

Today was the 1st time i even qouted Twitter in any of my posts you cock sucker. So you can scrap my name from that shit. And besides only reason i qouted Twitter in my last post, was simply because my mate who runs the shiteseats website posted it. Never have i qoute Twitter in any of my posts since i join. so Tecato, suck my cock no malice intended.

Kevin, your profile pictures never cease to make me laugh. Sean William Scott and now Pauly D. Next it'll be some twat from Geordie Shore. I guess the reasoning behind your profile photos is because these are the kind of men you want entering you?.

Kevin, your profile pictures never cease to make me laugh. Sean William Scott and now Pauly D. Next it'll be some twat from Geordie Shore. I guess the reasoning behind your profile photos is because these are the kind of men you want entering you?.