Torres

I wonder who that could be. He can afford it. "Popular" "Major club" I'm struggling to be honest. Michael has a massive following in the far east and if Sky are to be believed you are a MASSIVE club. Awwww come on, dont be a new Torres dude A torres with no humor or football knowledge at that.........

complete rubbish Yep. Utter tosh.

You or your club stir no emotions whatsoever for me. Really nothing. I`d rather watch Hull`s reserves.

Knew it. Gloryhunter. Wins one thing in years of mediocrity and now he knows it all. Plastic. Makes Newcastle fans look top class. God you're an idiot. So I have followed through years of mediocrity and I'm a glory hunter? Doesnt really make sense does it. Shall we do a quiz about anfield? I reckon I have been there more times than you fella. You up for it? I don`t waste time on glory hunters mate. And you`d be wrong in your assessment,....but that`s not surprising. One league cup and now you know it all. You might have been to Anfield a few times but one thing I`m sure of is that you seldom got any points from it.

Knew it. Gloryhunter. Wins one thing in years of mediocrity and now he knows it all. Plastic. Makes Newcastle fans look top class.

Is this national underachievers day or what? Brilliant, a spurs fan. How ambitious he must be? Win one cup and they come crawling outta the woodwork. The league cup > No cup I know how you must feel! Liverpool 2007/8 Honours : .... Newcastle 2007/8 Honours : .... Too scared of the other top 4 boards are we I though you said that there wasn`t a top 4.

Is this national underachievers day or what? Brilliant, a spurs fan. How ambitious he must be? Win one cup and they come crawling outta the woodwork. I never thought I'd see the day when I'd be siding with a Spurs fan..... Torres, you're an idiot! So are you. But at least you`ve found your level in Spurs.

Is this national underachievers day or what? Brilliant, a spurs fan. How ambitious he must be? Win one cup and they come crawling outta the woodwork. 1 cup? I knew you were young but that is ridiculous. Seriously Torres, we have plenty of your lot round our way, I can tell a plastic from a mile away. Just think how much better it would be if you had any kind of connection to your club? We have plenty of your lot too..............................only noticed them about 6 weeks ago though. And I don`t expect to see much of them once the new season starts.

Is this national underachievers day or what? Brilliant, a spurs fan. How ambitious he must be? Win one cup and they come crawling outta the woodwork. What the hell does that mean? Do you hope to become a Man U fan one day? Really show your ambition? That would be a step down.

Is this national underachievers day or what? Brilliant, a spurs fan. How ambitious he must be? Win one cup and they come crawling outta the woodwork. The league cup > No cup I know how you must feel!

Is this national underachievers day or what? Brilliant, a spurs fan. How ambitious he must be? Win one cup and they come crawling outta the woodwork.

Digs you mean sherly. Unless you noticed people at the monument sneaking around with trumpets and harmonica's making merry about us winning nowt. God I talk shite on Fridays... (aye I know, rest of the week as well). Edit : yes the sherly is intended.... Aye, I did sherly.

Beats the original though! I thought you'd stopped acting like a bellend. I was only joking for heaven`s (notice the apostrophe) sake.

Lot`s of sly gigs in there about not winning cups........ban the bastards! It should be St James`s Park to be grammatically correct.

I wonder how many 16 year olds you have to mug to make that much? I doubt you`ll be able to work out something that complex on your own. .....In fact, I know you won`t. Well it is quite complex, how much would they be carrying (had they mugged anyone else recently), would you get a successful mugging on each attempt. Of course if you just took their organs and sold them I guess it would only be one or two. Do you have a formula to calculate it then? Yes. But as I say.....................it`s rather complex. So you have a formula to calculate how many 16 year olds you'd need to mug to get that much cash......... all you need is to set your sights a bit higher and get a volcano lair and world domination or leadership of the Labour part awaits you. Basically, yes.

See his signature. Fact.

Get off the wind up and keep it out of this thread. I don't come on here to talk to Liverpool fans on the wind up and neither does anybody else. Improve your crack or ship out. You just admitted to winding me up....................and behave like a bitch when you get it back. Mighty cool of you

About what?

I wonder how many 16 year olds you have to mug to make that much? I doubt you`ll be able to work out something that complex on your own. .....In fact, I know you won`t. Well it is quite complex, how much would they be carrying (had they mugged anyone else recently), would you get a successful mugging on each attempt. Of course if you just took their organs and sold them I guess it would only be one or two. Do you have a formula to calculate it then? Yes. But as I say.....................it`s rather complex.

I had a go cause some cretin posted a picture of Alex Fergusscum with the CL trophy on a Newcastle forum. It was posted to antagonize me. I felt you and the cretin who posted it let you club down badly with weak arguments, and embarrassed yourselves having to use the scum to have a pop at me. Says very little for your club..................and I stand buy what I said. You should be ashamed to stoop so low. The Majority of your posts are to antagonize Toontastic posters. I was winding you up in that thread and it worked and about stooping low , why exactly do you come on a Newcastle forum without fail every day? You are the worst wind up merchant we have. You can give it but you cant take it. Ouch...............touchy! I don`t come on everyday, and if I see that it`s not allowed or am asked not to by the owner, I won`t. You did embarrass yourself and the club in that post though.

Beats the original though!

I wonder how many 16 year olds you have to mug to make that much? I doubt you`ll be able to work out something that complex on your own. .....In fact, I know you won`t.

So was this just a vehicle for letting us know what a fab fan you are then? Cool No. (but I am a superfan).

I had a go cause some cretin posted a picture of Alex Fergusscum with the CL trophy on a Newcastle forum. It was posted to antagonize me. I felt you and the cretin who posted it let you club down badly with weak arguments, and embarrassed yourselves having to use the scum to have a pop at me. Says very little for your club..................and I stand buy what I said. You should be ashamed to stoop so low. That cretin...........