Douggy B

ha ha Stevie, that is clearly you.

Crouch also hit the post, so it should be 1-1. You do realise hitting the post is off target right? ha ha Tom why so sensitive? The fact it spun off across the goal and only needed a touch is why it should be one nil. Get a grip, I am watching this game without an agenda.

Sunderland hit the post, should be 1-0

Give Sunderland their dues, they knock the ball about quite well.

Pompey penalty shout turned down.

SAFC fans pipe up with "Cheer up Alan Shearer"

Pompey keeper makes multiple saves to keep scores level. Malbranque should have scored.

How close....... Inches. Malbranque fires wide.

Sunderland goal line clearance. That was very close

Micky hutton is a fairly good Geordie comic.

Vindication. As for the worst comedy DVD you have clearly not seen the new Paddy Mcguinness, its pathetic.

You are talking about a club that won a European cup in our lifetime. To call them a non entity is plain wrong. Now they are one of the best run clubs in the league who are turning back to being a family club again. They are the template for how clubs of our size should behave.

FYP .

Fuck me the ignorance in this thread is astounding. Both Berbatov and Henry cost circa 10 million. one left for about 16m the other 30m. I would rather we kept the sulking vampire but in terms of profit everybody would be creaming if it was arseal. Carrick 3mil turned in to 18? Fuck me if Wenger had managed that we would have drowned in a press spunk tsunami.

Had a look into those stats Danny and it's nowhere near 40million, most of which are counted and Chelsea and Liverpool have spent more on uncounted youth than your rivals in the past 5 years fyi wow that was quick. I know it to be true so I suggest your source is flawed. Nope, I looked into it after our last discussion about this subject Danny and it's true, Liverpool have spent more than any of the other big 4 on youths. In any case, even if you add your supposed 40 million to Arsenals spending they still have a better overall net spend than the other big 4, Spurs, and of course ourselves. That may be the case but if you look at where they were to where they are te whole net spend debate takes on a different light, I havent met a goon lately that isnt demanding a big spending summer. I am not questioning Wengers coaching ability, it is clearly up there with the best but this myth that surrounds the transfer policy is just bullshit. It's not a myth though that theyve spent less than teams like Liverpool, Newcastle and Spurs and achieved more overall, it's a fact. The Arsenal fans who want Wenger to spend big want to win the PL outright which is fair enough, but their current policy would keep them in the top 4 for years to come anyway, which is something I'd imagine most spurs fans would crave for. no they have spent less on there first team, preferring to buying promising youngsters out of their contracts hoping that they will come good and turn a massive profit. They will offload again in the summer, my bet is cliche, good on them but unless they spend money on experience they are fooked. I love that Henry was a magical find but Berbatov was a chance encounter.

Had a look into those stats Danny and it's nowhere near 40million, most of which are counted and Chelsea and Liverpool have spent more on uncounted youth than your rivals in the past 5 years fyi wow that was quick. I know it to be true so I suggest your source is flawed. Nope, I looked into it after our last discussion about this subject Danny and it's true, Liverpool have spent more than any of the other big 4 on youths. In any case, even if you add your supposed 40 million to Arsenals spending they still have a better overall net spend than the other big 4, Spurs, and of course ourselves. That may be the case but if you look at where they were to where they are the whole net spend debate takes on a different light, I havent met a goon lately that isnt demanding a big spending summer. I am not questioning Wengers coaching ability, it is clearly up there with the best but this myth that surrounds the transfer policy is just bullshit.

Had a look into those stats Danny and it's nowhere near 40million, most of which are counted and Chelsea and Liverpool have spent more on uncounted youth than your rivals in the past 5 years fyi wow that was quick. I know it to be true so I suggest your source is flawed.

ha ha thats me too by the way. As well as all that wiki shit. I love the Arsnal myth BTW, 40 mil spent on kids a couple of seasons ago. Not first team though so it doesnt count.

In the week where MPs have faced a severe embarrassment and grilling for taking away money that wasn`t entitled to them, perhaps our players should take a look at the treatment metered out to the nation`s politicians and thank themselves lucky. After all, the majority of our players have been paid millions for doing nothing but embarrassing the club for the best part of their time at the club. There`s a hell of a lot of candidates to take the Hazel Blears, Elliot Morley and Shahid Malik roles but the following deserve a special mention: 1) Michael Owen - In years ahead Owen will surely rank in the top three for biggest wastes of money in the Premier League (to be fair he`ll probably be battling Steve Marlet and Shevchenko for these slots). £17m for his transfer fee and an astronomical estimated £22m in wages over his four years here lands us with a £39m bill for the grand total of 77 games, with 30 goals thrown in. We`ll forget the fact Shearer managed that number of goals in one season for us when we finished 11th. To some Owen will be remembered as a goalscoring legend, with the media re-running clips of 'that` Argentina goal and probably his hat trick against us. However I`d take Gavin Peacock or David Kelly over him any day. They had passion and pride for the shirt and will always be remembered as heroes for Black and Whites. For the vast majority Owen will be seen as no better than Hamann or Goma, another characterless mercenary who took his corn, offered little and left under a cloud. The problem is we expected so much more from him. He promised the world and delivered pizza. 2) Joey Barton - Another import from the North West, Barton has written his name in folklore here for spending more time behind bars and in court rooms than on the pitch. The Dabo ban, the time spent in the clink for the McDonalds incident and now the suspension for the Alonso / Shearer. Barton came with the tag of being the poor man`s Steven Gerrard. Instead we got the poor man`s Ronnie Biggs. All of this came for the princely sum of £5.3m and £64k a week with 32 appearances and two goals (both from the spot). At least with Barton there is the prospect of clawing back a couple of million. 3) Mark Viduka - Some people might have rose-tinted views of the Aussie, having performed so well against Boro last Monday night. However lets not forget the fact Viduka has performed a possum-esque hibernation over the last two years, turning up until October then disappearing until April. The Aussie has cost us £60k a week over the last two years for the princely sum of 37 games and 7 goals. Again - bloody shameful. Walks away for nowt this summer. 4) Alan Smith - One day there will be a t-shirt printed saying 'I saw Alan Smith score`. However rather than against the likes of Portsmouth and Blackburn it`ll be Plymouth or Blackpool that 'Smudger` will aiming to be netting against. Smith cost £5m and £60k a week for his 39 substandard games. Ironically he netted on his Newcastle debut in a friendly against Sampdoria but hasn`t scored since. At least not on the pitch. Likely to get a million or so back if we`re lucky. 5) Fabriccio Coloccini - Gash. £10m for the fee, probably about £50k for wages. Dropped and bombed out of the side, only to probably come back in against Villa this weekend for our most important game ever. Coloccini had the nerve to criticise the Newcastle experience as being 'not what was in the brochure`. Pot, kettle and black springs to mind. 6) Xisco - 3 games, 1 goal for £5.2m and probably £25k a week in wages. Well done Dennis Wise. 7) Jose Enrique - £6.3m and £35k a week in wages. Enrique has been the most frustrating player of all. Our only option at left back, he seems to break easier than china, missing whole chunks of the season injured. Has managed 48 games in two seasons. Might get the odd million back from a Spanish club, where he`ll no doubt be an ever present for the rest of his career. 8) Damien Duff - Like Enrique, another who has undersold himself here. At £60k a week and £5m a lot more has been expected of Duff who instead has managed 67 games with 4 goals in his time on Tyneside (3 years nearly). Probably worse than Xisco and Enrique in the sense that he was such a player in years gone by. 9) Shola Ameobi - With wages rocking up, flash cars in the drive and an attitude the size of a house, Ameobi really has been a crapper version of Carl Cort. With less movement than a 90 year old arthritis sufferer, the best thing Shola could have done is go to Stoke last summer. At least that way they wouldn`t have had the money to sign Beattie. 10) Geremi - Jose Mourinho famously told Bobby Robson that Geremi`s legs had gone. That was four years ago and the waster is still on our books at £60k a week. Symptomatic of how we`ve frittered away the TV millions with a wages to turnover rate of nearly 0.75:1.

Probably worried that Premiership clubs wont touch him with a barge pole.

yes, yes I am.

shit, sorry, I forgot you lot dont wear coats. Are hoodies allowed? What about cardigans?

Why?

Someone like Lambias must have sorted it for them though, cos the wuldnt print that for a punter in the club shop. Or mayb e someone went to JJB and got it done.