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Yes they have.

This is actually true, have to forget the result here and focus on the improvements in distribution and movement.

At this stage we could recall Boumsong and Cacapa for a net gain.

If we didn't have a defense that spontaneously combusts we'd be out of the relegation spots already. So realistically we need a whole new defense with the exception of Dubravka AND for them to start playing well together immediately. Tough ask.

Are you thick or willfully ignorant? I didn't say anything about Willock.

Can't they say that's not clear and obvious, no, wait, that was for them.

Thanks Lascelles!

It sounds like you're making up horse shit.

Sub Clause A; the fashionability of the team, above all aforementioned rules, dictates the decision to be given, with favour always given to those of higher perceived fashionability.

The best clapper we've had since Steven Taylor.

If he didn't start due to a knock (was mentioned pre game) then I'd not bring him on at 0-2 down, yes.

Nice save Dubravka

Guess he's been told he's not the only player on the pitch. Wilson should have just cannoned through the player shielding the ball because apparently that sort of thing is fine.

Is it decided now that Joelinton is our best central midfielder?

If he has any sort of knock from the Liverpool game I'd not have used him here given the current predicament.

Hayden and Willock will have raised the attention of the Washington Generals after their defense for the Cancelo goal. On the Ederson contact on Fraser: Shay: "Stonewall penalty" Dermott Gallager: "Everyone anticipated penalty." Owen: "I probably think it's a penalty, and I'm a stupid twat."

I'm sure that would end well for us.

Shay Given in the studio (also Owen the prick).

How anyone could say it is not is beyond me. There should also be a penalty given for Ederson's neck tattoo unless he can prove that it was given to him in prison.

The commentary here even were somewhat bewildered at the lack of decision. Hoping that it is at least brought up in the studio during the break.

That's a foul in the box, no way around it except to clearly just pretend it didn't happen obviously.

Hayden falling over and Lascelles and Clark parting wilfully to allow the shot through, wonderful stuff.

Soft as shite.

Well the stadium sure looks nice.

I read that they're targeting in-form championship strikers so they can hit the ground running and have little to lose if we're relagated. Slightly underhwelming but understandable considering our current position. There's a Serbian striker tearing the league up currently that may be worth a shout.