OTF

Absolute bollocks that like.

This commentator has a real hard on for Rice, it's disturbing.

Apparently so.

This commentary "Accidental foul there". Fucking kicked him well after the ball was gone

Hope it's just an impact knock that he can run off.

This isn't the amateur poetry thread.

Get it to St Maxi and hear the fake crowd roar.

To be fair to him he's looked a lot better out wide. Steve just needs to move him to a slightly wider role to find his perfect spot....

Great save.

"Steve Bruce certainly deserves to be at the heart of it" regarding the proposed take-over....

Too easy, nice team work there.

Got to love how the commentary will just as vehemently agree with the same call whichever way it goes, dependant upon whom it is called for. "It's clearly struck his arm" v. "He's tried to move his arm out of the way".

Talking about Bowen who they're suggesting could be an absolute bargain at 25M, surely not?

Oh dear Jamaal.

Pfft don't bring facts into this!

Think they're locked on to stay up now, not that I particularly care either way.

Migs shuts the gate.

Hitting 40 points triggers the bonus of a Whopper value meal for each player. Cheese included if you scored.

Certainly looks much more comfortable.

Aye, we're conspiring to let them back into this.

Could there be a bigger contrast in two performances than these?

They're terrible, ASM making three of them look silly and putting it on a platter for Longstaff.

One of the crack commentary team shocked about Joelinton being out wide and wondering when he'll move back into his natural central position, saying he looks uncomfortable every time he gets the ball and suggesting that Bruce was just trying to mess with Bournemouth by starting him there...

Nice start.

The Teacher's Pet became a little repetitive towards the end, then it was taken down in Australia for reasons that will become apparent if you listen to it. It's intriguing but could have been even better if it was a little more tightly edited and didn't become a bit of a victim of its own success.