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He looks like he's playing for the first time with a new team every week. Cue Pardew saying he's 'like' a new signing.

They're obviously pushing up because they think it will help us score, should know better than that. Not sure who Cabaye should replace when he comes on, but with Cisse's current form we're seeming toothless with noone on the bench to change that.

It was worrying how much space they had there, no reason for us to have had both fullbacks so far up the pitch at once.

Apparently we only had 39% possession there. That does not seem right. Not a lot of final third quality from either team. I'd dare say we look the most potent, but it's comparing current day Pele to a current day wet sock as it stands.

Williamson's hair having a 'mare.

Fook me... That corner from Anita ...

Worth a shout off the bench, nothing more at this stage.

We absolutely must try to wrestle some positive momentum from this match. The injection of Debuchy and the return of Cabaye could be central to this. The return of Jonas can only help Colo get back on track on the pitch, can only hope he doesn't cop a hard time from traveling supporters - last thing him and the club need.

I really enjoyed Inglourious Basterds and am of the opinion that if you watched it and didn't enjoy it; you probably had pre-formed an opinion or you're an uptight arsewad, or worse one of those anti-popular culture conceited dick heads.

I was responding to Dr Kimble with that part, but was too lazy to make that clear. The Germans would no doubt have some very clinical medical professionals.

Congrats Happy Face, being a parent is awesome. Commiserations tooj.

Stockholm syndrome. Regardless of the number of rich people there I still doubt they would have the quality of specialists that would be available in the UK (and nearby elsewhere in Europe). I could be completely wrong, as I'm not basing that on anything more than basic knowledge.

GoIng home makes it sound like a pretty bad illness. Objectively I can't imagine that healthcare in Argentina is anywhere near the standard that it is in England.

Owes it to the fans to come out and clear up the reasons.

Cheers Gene.

Pardew has said that both Colo and Cisse are fit and will play. If there's a magical injury that happens between now and then we'll have something to worry about. If he plays and is clearly uninterested that could be the case too. Time will tell.

Don't think that one is set in stone. Can't help you with any of the others.

Wish they'd hurry up and release a complete Sopranos set on Blu-ray. I can't watch it on DVD knowing that there's something better out there (some individual seasons are available).

Neither of you have covered yourself in glory over this whole sad affair. Maybe some of frustrations over the dire position of the club are coming out. It's kind of within normal behaviour for Steve - you take the bad with the good as he's definitely worth having around here. For Ant though it does seem a little out of character to continue going on with it. It was mildly entertaining to start with, but it's gone on way too long now. When it comes down to it IMO Ant never should have pulled the trigger on Stevie's public request to be blocked/banned, that was never going to end well and wasn't really in anyone's interest.

Have we actually played the most long balls in the league this season? If so, that's quite depressing.

Gene, given you're both an eclectic and esoteric fellow could you please include more patent indications for when your posts are tongue in cheek as not all of us are privy to the Rosetta stone. Thanks

And I'm sure they're playing against the same calibre of opposition. Besides one is home the other is abroad, he's obviously not going home for the footballing challenge. Again, only of this is accurate.... And I hope to hell it isn't.

This is what happens when you're forced to play alongside Mike Williamson, behind Cheick 'Figo' Tiote..... If it's true.

Nice caveat.