PaddockLad
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"Here's another idea that should be punctured, the idea that childbirth is a miracle. I don't know who started this rumor but it's not a miracle. No more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your butt. It's a chemical reaction and a biological reaction. You want to know a miracle? A miracle is raising a kid that doesn't talk in a fucking movie theater . . . I'll go you one further, and this is the routine that has virtually ended my career in America. If you have children here tonight—and I assume some of you do—I am sorry to tell you this. They are not special. I'll let that sink in. Don't get me wrong, folks. I know you think they're special. You think that. I'm telling you—they're not. Did you know that every time a guy comes, he comes 200 million sperm? Did you know that? And you mean to tell me you think your child is special? Because one out of 200 million sperm connected . . . that load? Gee, what are the fucking odds? Do you know what that means? I have wiped entire civilizations off of my chest, with a grey gym sock. That is special. Entire nations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel. That is special. And I want you to think about that, you two-egg-carrying beings out there with that holier-than-thou, we-have-the-gift-of-life attitude. I have tossed universes, in my underpants, while napping. That is special."
Bill Hicks or Dennis O'Leary?
what happened to O'Leary?....drink or drugs?
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"Russians are cunts"
unknown author
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re arranged for 23rd Feb isnt it? They had more of a mob in the Elm Park days but watch that "Firkin" bar next to the station....seen the odd off in there
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Kazenga, Vukic, Spear and Tozer are the best young lads we have...If we still have all of them that is.
Did Dennis Wise sign all of them?
They're all too old for the U 18s anyway. If they don't step up to the plate in the next 12 months they'll be released.
Spear isn't too old for the under 18's, he's only a first year scholar iirc.
Vuckic is still only 17 as well so can play at that level but is currently injured.
Spear didn't play last night but may well be injured or his cat might of died or something...
Does anyone know what the word is on the U18s?...do they stand a good chance of winning it?
I think we have a better chance than in resent years due to who is left in it.
Liverpool, Villa and Chelsea would be the three strongest teams left in it imo but if Liverpool beat Watford they play Chelsea in the next round.
We play the winner of Hull V Palace in the next round and the game will be at St. James' Park the week after next so if you can get yourself along.
I'd love to mate but I live on the south coast now. Due to one thing and another tomorrow night is going to cost me 150 quid for a flight up north
Do you watch the young uns regular like?
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Kazenga, Vukic, Spear and Tozer are the best young lads we have...If we still have all of them that is.
Did Dennis Wise sign all of them?
They're all too old for the U 18s anyway. If they don't step up to the plate in the next 12 months they'll be released.
Spear isn't too old for the under 18's, he's only a first year scholar iirc.
Vuckic is still only 17 as well so can play at that level but is currently injured.
Spear didn't play last night but may well be injured or his cat might of died or something...
Does anyone know what the word is on the U18s?...do they stand a good chance of winning it?
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I went for the CL game and then took some customers there when Man Utd played AC.
Basically just go to the centre. You cant go wrong. If you head to the Cathederal (in itself an impressive structure and Id be interested to know if its still covered in scaffold!) then that area is laden with cafe's bars & restaurants. If you want to make a night of it I recommend this place http://www.oldfashion.it/ That was recommended to me when over there the first time. Very pricey though.
Too right....here's their Metro Centre....cost me a fuckin fortune this place
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Kazenga, Vukic, Spear and Tozer are the best young lads we have...If we still have all of them that is.
Did Dennis Wise sign all of them?
They're all too old for the U 18s anyway. If they don't step up to the plate in the next 12 months they'll be released.
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http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20100203/cl...2240137_1954580
http://nufc.com/2009-10html/reserve_apps_prem.html
The only names I recognise are Alnwick (Bens brother?) Inman and Tavernier, who have all played in the reserves. This is an under 18 team which I think means they are in the first year of their first professional contract. So this is last years academy players.Which means that Dennis Wiae may have recruited some of them
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When was the last time we played on a friday night in any major competition?
Arsenal a few years back?
It pissed down, Titus made his usaul fuckin howler live in front of the nation and Bernard scored a cracker in a pretty good performance which we lost 3-2.
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Czechoslovakia was Soviet rule when they rolled the tanks in, despite being a Socialist government. It still operated under the Soviet's system of economy and industry which is why Dubcek attempted his reforms. The Soviets used the Brezhnev Doctrine, which allowed them to invade any country that they thought was swaying to capitalism, as a justification for invasion. They never invaded anywhere to claim land but rather keep the satellite states they already had.
Quite possibly all true, but I wasn't aware that Afghanistan was part of either the Soviet Union or in it's sphere of influence at any time between the end of WW2 and 1979 when the tanks rolled into Kabul.
And that is a gig thats still being played out today as we speak with hundreds of UK service men and women no longer with us because of it. Geroge Bush financed,trained and armed Bin Laden in the 80s and we're paying the price for that particular foreign policy fuck up to this day.
A pox on the USA and Soviet Union
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Poor Wayne
Yeah but he knew she had before he got with her....same as that Danielle Lloyd....Spurs used to use her for wet whether training to keep them "sharp in the box" from what I hear....she's with Jamie O'Hara now
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I think some of us may be eating a huge slice of irony pie if he's still owner in 2 years time. Pity we'll be, at best, a solvent yo yo club with no real direction but looking at Pompey maybe we're better with the devil we know.
Does anyone really want that though?
As a football fan it should be all about the football, winning things, pride in your club, not merely ensuring the balance sheet works ahead of the team sheet.
Manageable debt with a successful team is the only way to get on in this game. No club will ever amount to anything if it doesnt spend money.
If we dont go up this season then I honestly believe this football club is destined to sink into obscurity and god knows what after that. Without the big money of the Premiership then we'll not have anything next season. We've had parachute payments and the sale of players this year while still retaining Premiership level attendances.
Next Championship season would be a whole different ball game.
No I agree with you, but our actions in the transfer window haven't really made promotion almost guaranteed as it could've done if we'd have recruited for August 2010 and not May 2010 only.
But this is the road he's taking us down and for me theres little anyone, including NUST, can do about it. Can they apply enough pressure on him to sell up if he thinks that once we're fully coming out of the recession he may get more money for the club than NUST can ever hope to raise, excellent though their intentions and actions have been so far.
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I don't see why any top class manager would want to work under Llambias.
I struggle to imagine anyone coming in while Ashley is here, but just about manage to, if he does like i said above and pins all the blame on Decka & Wise.
The reason you've softened is that there are some signs of green shoots and whatever we think of MA he's one shrewd fuck, he's certainly turned our finances around and next year he'll go into profit. Job done.
His few redeeming features for me have only come to light when you compare our situation to that of Liverpool, Man Utd and Pompey....he bought us with his own cash, didnt borrow a penny and he, for good or bad, attends games regularly and is a recognisable public face of the club week in, week out.
I think some of us may be eating a huge slice of irony pie if he's still owner in 2 years time. Pity we'll be, at best, a solvent yo yo club with no real direction but looking at Pompey maybe we're better with the devil we know.
For the events of last season though he's still a fuckin useless cunt
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Williamson looked solid-ish but slow even in this divison. He'll never be a premier league defender as long as he's got a hole in his arse
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I blame sky. It's just sabout to produce it's 2nd generation of fans who think they're all entitled to a completely arbitary opinion and are all entitled to voice it at the match , or to David Craig. Or their mates who treat going to the match the same as watching a match on a 37 inch plasma, something to be observed and not actively particpated in. The rest of us old fuckers have been anaesthetised into a slumber as well by anyone of a combination of events, chief of which a far as I can see is the saturation coverage of football by Murdoch in his attempt to have more influence on more households in the world than any other person who's ever lived, the fuckin cunt.
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Can I vote "despite the long term deals handed to 4 players this transfer window looks no further into the future than May 2010"?
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Don't go to Austrailia...its full of twats from here constantly slagging this country off.Before I went I didn't realise that the worlds most fuckin annoying twats are those whose chief obsession in life is how sunny the weather is. And theres about 3 interesting things to see in the entire country.
If you want to see an interesting country buy an Amtrak pass here and fly to the USA and bum around there for a few months. Best thing I've ever done, fuckin brilliant time.
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Fuck Murray. What goes round comes round you diseased Scottish bigot.
How ironic
I'm Scottish?
Deflected as exepected. You know fine well what's ironic about your post.
Well I've got no disease, what you on about now Craig?
You get the benefit of deflecting things more than Frank Lampard you anyway.
keep it going man....Well am I the one who wears the opposition shirts of teams playing Scotland. Normally I want them to win. Murray is a disgrace.
The thing is they do it just to get a reaction like this, fuck knows why you let it bother you.
Murray made the greatest ever player play some of his best tennis..fair play to him.
He'll never be forgiven by some for an of the cuff remark he made as an 18 year old......do you stand by everything you used to say at that age?
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He's gone to the highest bidder, which appears to be Wigan. Given Palace's financial state, the club who offered them the most money were always likely to get him
Mike Ashley agreed 3 long term contracts last week.....he's probably lying down in a darkened room in the Priory as we speak
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Ben Johnson he was Canadian wasn't he. He spoke like a rasta though.
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Theres loads when you google it think about it
glad/ surprised to see Romeo at #3.....
He was the guy in charge of the UN forces that were out manned out gunned in Rwanda
I tell you who's not on there..Kiefer and his old man
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Ben Johnson he was Canadian wasn't he. He spoke like a rasta though.
Most Popular Canadians
#1 Avril Lavigne
#2 Pamela Anderson
#3 Romeo Dallaire
#4 Shania Twain
#5 Nelly Furtado
#6 Estella Warren
#7 Sum41
#8 Shannon Tweed
#9 Barenakedladies
#10 Keanu Reeves
#11 Celine Dion
#12 Alanis Morissette
#13 Peter North
#14 Bryan Adams
#15 Neil Young
#16 Jim Carrey
#17 Natasha Henstridge
#18 Jennifer Tilly
#19 Sarah McLachlan
#20 Leonard Cohen
Theres loads when you google it think about it
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I've got that book somewhere, them games represented country rivalries as much as anything else. Is there a passage about Bryne and SK Brann and their rivalry? The Superclasico is a pure football wankfest.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Football-Against-E...r/dp/0752848771
Yeah the superclassico is very much social division fought out on grass as opposed to ethnic hatred
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Might have been a nephew.....his old man had a milkround in Wallsend