Christmas Tree

:crylaughin: Take more than a bad case of death to stop me from posting

Posted 20 minutes after Paul Fraser of the Echo tweeted: Aye, fucking earth-shattering ITK that.... And he copies sky news :crylaughin: So they're all ITK to some degree

I love the way you stick that in as though it makes all the difference. Who on twitter? If it's that doilum cwarr07 then it's likely bollocks. If it's Caulkin, Simon Bird or Henry Winter then it may have some credibility. Toontastic 1892 who I consider not very if at all ITK however its worth recording. If it was by Caulkin etc there would be fanfares, smileys and team positive would go into overdrive, just so you know. It's all propaganda from you. Anything you derive as positive that is 'reported' on Twitter and you get like a dog with two dicks. Anything negative that's mentioned and a it's a bag-load of "who the fuck believes Twitter rumours anyway?". And besides, there's a specific thread for Twitter rumours so what the hell are you posting it in here for? Seriously Craig, you need to get out more

He's full of shit, not going to offer to eat my own bollocks or owt but this lad is a proven liar. Don't you remember where he photoshopped a players head onto a picture of Tiote when he signed? Was only a couple of weeks back, isn't that proof enough!? You mean they're still attached?

Do you know how many times a day I watch that.

I wish

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@cwarr07 Expect a twist in the Wickham transfer, reliably told that he won't be a #safc player Quite a bold ITK statement bearing in mind reports he's having a medical there.

Big Heck ? Could have been, my memorys really really shite. As I sit here now I think of the hulk in ripped clothing towering above the rest of us on one of the cement barriers behind the goal. I can remember that too . Nah man (for the Sand dancers) Big Heck was that fella that used to collect for charity round all the Bigg Mkt pubs early 90's for years . He was a 'presence' let's say. Think he was a bit 'slow' actually (i dont mean anything nasty by that just for clarity) Was 6ft + and always had a couple of buckets full of shrapnel by closing time. Did walks and such too. Must've raised fortunes in his time. Poor bugger died young too. Aye, Brian something. He was from Boldon. No it wasnt him. The geezer Im on about was always there on the barrier and he was huge, possible green.

I love the way you stick that in as though it makes all the difference. Who on twitter? If it's that doilum cwarr07 then it's likely bollocks. If it's Caulkin, Simon Bird or Henry Winter then it may have some credibility. Toontastic 1892 who I consider not very if at all ITK however its worth recording. If it was by Caulkin etc there would be fanfares, smileys and team positive would go into overdrive, just so you know.

Good shout, forgot that place was there.

I'll have you know I used to be a ..... I also took my wife honeymooning in a tent, with the dog, in Scotland.......ended in tears. Last time we camped was about 12 years ago.

Is that modelled on the BBC's Glastonbury set? We had a great night light for Charlotte that was a red and white toadstool, would be perfect for in there for the evenings. Picture instead the warm flickering glow shining down from the patio heater, the soft white glow shining up from the lap top and sandwiched in between a forty something pickled taxi driver typing away whilst chortling to I will survive.....

Big Heck ? Could have been, my memorys really really shite. As I sit here now I think of the hulk in ripped clothing towering above the rest of us on one of the cement barriers behind the goal.

I used to be in awe of the green giant in the gallowgate.

Erdinc bid accepted according to twitter.

Ok, lets Man this thread up and start talking kit! The wife wants to borrow a friends tent because she knows as well as Gemmill how I flap about from one thing to another. Me however wants to buy one off Ebay because I just know Im going to love it and will be wanting to be away every other weekend (yes its going to end in tears, but let me enjoy the moment). *** The minging cat that I hate is busy eating a mouse no less than six feet away and I can hear bones crunching *** Watching a few makes including Gelert, Vango and Outwell...... Any reccomends. (Obviously dont want to go too overboard until we pass the first camp test). Fucking cats left two hind legs and an arse. Seriously wretching.

Very true.

Where did you stay? So many places are arsey about having a real fire and tbh, camping aint camping without a real fire. (And some woman screaming about mice, creepy crawlies etc) List of fire friendly campsites here. Scroll down past the French sites for NE & NW sites. I can recommend Lanefoot site near Keswick, if you book ahead, they'll provide a tractor wheel on your pitch to use as a fire pit. http://www.stayinthornthwaite.co.uk/?c=lan...arm&a=index Fist, that looks marvellous! How do you do it?

http://www.parkfootullswater.co.uk/?Campin...Touring:Gallery Looks canny at Pooley Bridge.

????? If you mean the balls, I put them on top of the canes to avoid popping an eye out. Im also concious that I sit out here with the kids as well so have a few kid friendly ornaments and scarecrows out here to brighten the place up.

Not exactly wandering far there happy.

The chair, colored flames and marshmallow toaster are indeed essential.

Where did you stay? So many places are arsey about having a real fire and tbh, camping aint camping without a real fire. (And some woman screaming about mice, creepy crawlies etc)