Christmas Tree

Don't do it! If I was still smoking Id be on my second packet of twenty by now.

Sounds to me like its a done deal. You dont fly to Liverpool on a private jet for nowt.

Led to believe NUFC are playing for time to find a replacement & aren't after higher bid. Crouch on loan one possibility being explored.

Carroll flying to Merseyside on private jet that was sent to the North East to collect him by LFC. Deal very much on.

Wonder if anyone is actually talking or if bits of paper are just going backwards and forwards with happy and sad smileys on

Too depressed for weight watchers. Putting it off til next week and considering fish and chips to go with this lovely cold can. Could be tempted by a ciggy as well.

Mr Bird

Nope. We're gonna need them. Still have a horrible feeling its going through.

Caulkin

Lee Ryder

Pete Graves Sky

Ireland deal off --- Caulkin

So the bottom line now looks like its up to Carroll whether he stays or goes?

Ditto Deadline Day Depression

Carroll....Just say No.

This. Find it strange that people are looking on this as good business. It signals our intentions one way or the other. No Ifs or buts. Im bookmarking this, should we win Wednesday and you'll be posting about Ashleys vision in getting rid. Not at all. My view has been improvement since relegation without selling our best players. This would sicken me as it did with Beardsley, Waddle and Gazza. Its a hell of a lot of money and If Liverpool can have Torres nicked off them then the same can happen to us. But still, a sickener, a negative for the squad and as Alex says, anyone and everyone would be vulnerable. Tiote in the summer...etc

This. Find it strange that people are looking on this as good business. It signals our intentions one way or the other. No Ifs or buts.

Thread at page 11 when I left a couple of hours ago and now at Page 27. Has anyone actually being sold or come in or is it just panic?

Well, think its time to consider getting ready, nice pub lunch and then get comfy for the run in.

Thing for me is that if Carroll is sold, all my optimism that the club is going in the right direction will disappear. As much as selling him would send a message, keeping him sends a bigger one.

Funnily enough..... I had a curry from there last night AND drove past his house in Jarrow yesterday. No sightings though. Chubby chaser! That weights not gonna come off if you keep eating curries and ignoring the treadmill! How d'you know where his house is? ... peeking through the window at his woman eh, you dorty bastard. Local Knowledge. And I had a fayre in the car, I wasnt just fatty watching.

Funnily enough..... I had a curry from there last night AND drove past his house in Jarrow yesterday. No sightings though. Chubby chaser! That weights not gonna come off if you keep eating curries and ignoring the treadmill! First weigh in at weight watchers tonight so anything eaten yesterday is all good. Bricks in the pockets and star pupil next monday.

Squeeky bum time. If we get 35s, I'd probably take it, as long as we sign someone adequate today. Remember 6 months ago when we were screaming for another striker because Carroll wouldn't be able to cut it. £35m would be a ridiculous amount to turn down like. True test of Ashley's position. Surely we are not heading to a position of people slagging the board for NOT selling him.....

Squeeky bum time. Theres no way he'll be sold...... now who was it said that again? Alan Pardew

Journal Journo Squeeky bum time.