Christmas Tree

Today in the taxi

Shakin Stevens more like

I’m probably just too old but it all seems very showy to me He better back it up on the field!

You had to fucking ask

True but

Did you think Bruce knew better? Did ya!

The fucking fish are ALIVE AND WELL and have had babies

And then it didn’t Checked Toontastic twitter Checked time in New Zealand Back on

Works fine on my iPhone

Sadly, I think we’re getting stuffed.

A trio of bedwetters 🎉

And here’s @Alex up now We must all have old man’s bladder

Are you a milkman?

She’s in her teens and never had a litter tray. She’s usually no bother tbh.

Alas, the mouse is now beyond the help of a vet.

Sort of longish story, but the cat is pretty old and lately it’s been stopping in at night. However, 2 nights running it has shit at the top stairs during the night, which also sent the Mrs Batshit crazy. So last night it got its marching orders and sneaked the mouse in on its return. A sort of cat mafia trick similar to a horses head in the bed. Then sat back and watched chaos unfold.

Where have you been the last couple of days? We needed you here, waving your Willy and calming our nerves.

An interview with him and how he works https://trainingground.guru/articles/dan-ashworth-inside-the-mind-of-a-technical-director

I was out driving this morning, mentally bed wetting about tomorrow’s game and was thinking, I never had this problem a few months ago.

Yeah, but