MrBass

Nowt worse that watching a frustrating game and not being able to check this place to read Wiki calling someone a cunt.

Who’s next on the match thread roster?

What about Everton, or have we given up by then and given them an automatic 3 points? Oh and,

The stuff you posted makes more sense than the nonsense Sky were peddling last night.

This. How come Palace's missed chances count for their xG yet ours don't. I could get my head around it if the 5 we scored were our only chances of the game but we had loads, where's the xG for the ones we missed?

Longstaff falling over?

ISAAAAK at fucking last!

Be difficult to do if it didn’t.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Fuck sake Isak. Get sick note on!

Agent Guehi on hand to help with the nerves.

What a shit penalty

FFS! Pope you plum!

Tonali really is the Rolls-Royce of midfielders. I hope he sticks around a few seasons.

Exploding tits are tight!

BRUUUUUUUNO!

Shearer got a job in MI5?

“You’ve seen United, now fuck off”

If they equalise and he does another pullback. BARNES!!!

Oh dear Zig-a-zag cunt’s pulled a hammy

Get up you soft shit

What a goal!