MrBass

Just refer to them as "one of those cuntish cartel clubs" then. Legacy club

Same as the sending off.

Not with the support they get from the officials.

Hope he misses their first Champions League game too whilst Big Dig Nick scores a hat trick and is heralded as the signing of the summer.

But not before missing a sitter and eating his shirt.

Thursday I reckon we'll get to see, what is probably, Howes preferred front three of Gordon Woltemade and Elanga.

BIG DICK NICK!!!!

Don't be daft

Think the other bloke was offside, but class from Schär nonetheless

He's a bit busy missing guilt edge chances atm, maybe ask him later.

Nice bit of build up play.

No yellow for that? Ref's a cunt /wykiki

Thing is, no one can make that call right now. He may come in and be an instant smash, tearing Premier League defences to shreds and netting 20+ goals in his first season... or he may flop. Only time will tell. Personally I just want him to out score and out assist the skinny dipper snake.

Damn Wykiki, you're the spitting image of our new signing!

You just need to buy in to the bullshit narrative some twat is posting that that account is run by an Irishman. I'm assuming by that, he means it's NOT the official Salah account but I guess he may be of the belief that Salah is Irish and not Egyptian

That was either me or @wykikitoon I think

Until he's 28 again.

Well the build and the zero balls checks out but that clearly has a backbone so can't be referred to as Isak.

Hard to get penile enrottenment more than once I suppose

Me and @wykikitoon