MrBass

The way he played it off that defenders knee,

LTA/YP

Alan, you’re a cunt. “Thank you”

Man Utd down to 10 men. You love to see it

Ooof! Osula

Oh Anthony Gordon…

Miles!!!

If Barnes couldn’t figure out why he’s not getting in ahead of Gordon, the opening 15 minutes of this match should clue him in.

PS. Can Arteta sign this for my son, big fan.

Job hunting?

Certainly doesn't hold a candle to Shearers Bar

How do yellow cards work in this comp? Is it two yellows and you miss the next game? If that's the case, we're without Gordon and Livramento for the second leg as they both picked up their second yellows last night.

What time is the draw for the final?

TELL ME MA, ME MA

Almost time for a rousing rendition of “tell me ma”

What a cunt wanting to know how long is left.

Making sure no cunt puts a bid in for him this window.

Like the birds in Wykiki’s tampon ads

Oh Anthony Gordon…

Bit harsh, Dazzler was only going with the running joke.

ICE MAN!!!!