MrBass

You might say that's he's as quiet as a (Chinese) mouse.

These cunts have only managed 4 shots, with the 2 they've scored being the only 2 on target.

FUCK, FUCK, FUCKITY FUCK!!!

Wilson just needs to get his customary goal against the bubble fuckers and we home and hosed.

Let the shithousery commence...

Swing and a miss

Now come at us cunts so we can pick you off.

ISAAAAAAAK!

Dippers are up 2-1 to compound our misery.

Tonali also needs to stay on. We're only going to get back into this with a set piece or fast one touch football, and we only have a handful of players capable of the latter.

Isak has a faster footballing brain than Anderson so that could work well.

No one seems to be on the same wavelength as Tonali. He plays a through-ball, no one anticipates it. He makes a run, no one picks him out. Anderson has cut back on the numerous times Tonali's tried to play a 1-2.

Oh joy, found a stream just in time to see them score.

CYP

Aye, Wor Eddie was not impressed. I think words will be had.

They should agree to replay it with the caveat that Liverpool only field 9 men. See how they like dem apples.

Damn busted! I did enjoy your arse wiping self analysis. Not sure why you didn't share it with the group but, fear not, I'll step up and do it for you...