MrBass

10 men are notoriously difficult to break down, add that with our misfiring front line and it's a bad combo. Let's just hope they don't nick one on the counter as I can't see us coming back if that happens.

I don't see how he can have any complaints. The ball wasn't even in the air for fuck sake!

He's gone, and rightly so.

Yikes! Schär hammy.

By symmetry I can only assume you're referring to Botman being on the bench and some plank starting the match thread?

Schär starts and Botman's on the bench.

Why did you create the match thread then?

So NOW the better half of the Excel twins swoops in WHEN we've players coming back from injury AND we're at home against lesser opposition. HOW VALIANT!

Updated the master list

I think we need to start keeping a proper log of what works and what doesn't. What we've learned from tonights painful lesson is, 1. Two match threads doesn't cut it, at least not with the personnel chosen to create them for tonights game 2. Splitting a delicious white chocolate KitKat over two halves doesn't work - sorry, my fault! 3. Wolfing down two M&S éclair's pre-match like a cock starved whore also doesn't work - nice one G-Dawg! 4. Taking a giant rancid dump in the middle of the game is a big no no - that's on you Wykiki! 5. The stuff @Isegrim said in the other thread 6. @Holden McGroin shouldn't be celebrating Christmas - for shame! Anything I missed?

Half a job tbh, should have stuck with the winning pizza and éclair combo. That said, bet he didn't even eat the fuckers, probably just smooshed them up and hoyed them in the bin to save his "precious waistline"

BIG JOE!!!!!

Impressive but that explains the bitterness, what with your micro penis and all. Fuck, MF beat me to it!

Two threads is confusing enough, why would we want a third?!

I suspect it's a hidden column in his excel sheet.

Which is which though?

The first one to delete their own thread is the loser. On your marks…