Nyff

Just had a fucking major glitch >_> Was 0-0 vs. Inter (I was Toon), and took the game into extra time. In the first half of extra time Nolan sets Owen free, and Owen slots it past the 'keeper. "Brilliant!" I think, until the commentator screams "OH ITS AN OWN GOAL!" and game cuts to a video of Owen looking angry with himself for scoring an own goal. I think they have just made a mistake, and that I will get the goal, but despite Inter getting the kick off it is 1-0 them :|

Look how shocked Collocini looks at seeing Viduka move...Probably the first time he has seen it since he joined!

If the talent we have in the youth side now is as good as they tell us, then we should hopefully have a very exciting team in a few years time (Ashleys '5 year plan'? :\ )

So how much will a season ticket be for an 18 year old now then?

Just minutes after watching Mock the Week, I went out of the house to see Frankie Boyle walk straight past me.

Aye, me mum wanted me to ask to go through to get all the autographs but I couldn't think of anything worse/more embarrassing then walking through and being all like "Urm...Hi David and Victoria, much chance of an autograph?". Plus I think the lesser known players might have felt a bit left out if I didn't ask them. Had the same scenario when I met the drummers of RHCP and the Libertines. I got their two autographs, but then felt bad at not getting the two less famous guys as well so I just let them sign it in my pity...heh

Is that Sam's brother like? Ah shit, Sam/Sean, same thing! He still complimented my hairstyle, like! Don't suppose you happen to have a picture of the barnet that Sean found so lovely he felt he had to mention, do you? It was a few years back now. The pictures I do have are in a family album somewhere - I might even scan one in one day! Another good claim to fame is when Steve Harper was in the Reserves playing Bburn reserves in Morecambe. Me and a friend stood behind the goal and started chanting "Harper for England!" to which he turns around and goes "England? I can't even get Number 1 here mate!"....And just look where he is now! Pfft!

A few celebrities have graced where I work...Jim Bowen is a local, and loves the Fish Pie. John Parrott once came in for a meal with his family (one of them might have been Duncan Fergusons bird, actually). Tony Robinson once came in, as well as Gordon Ramsey (although I wasn't working at the time). Plus a few semi-famous food critics as well, I suppose.

Is that Sam's brother like? Ah shit, Sam/Sean, same thing! He still complimented my hairstyle, like!

As for most elongated connection, I will give this a go: My friends, brothers, girlfriends, mothers, friend was one of the ones who slept with Gordon Ramsey.

Me Dad was close to being the one who would counsel Joey Barton after one of his many incidents, or w/e it was. Through that, though, he did come into contact with a fair few football agents. I was once on the same plane as the whole Man Utd team, and met several of the players (Most notable include David Beckham and Fabian Barthez/The Nevilles. There is a funny story behind the Beckham meeting if anyone is interested...) Sam Neill of Jurassic Park fame once complimented me on my hair style..Urm...Think that is about it for now!

Please share Turns out a friend of a friend is moving to Mr. Sheard's old house, which is where I found out about the bankrupt thing.

If only Lovenkrands could have slotted home what was by far the best chance of the game..

I'll take that. Wouldn't of minded if the ref had let us at least put that last Free-kick in, mind. Pointless letting us take it if he was just going to blow up when Collo put his foot through the ball.

Well thank god for that.

Free Kick Everton...Tense stuff...Memories of Kieran Richardson have all come flooding back...

That cross would have been good if we had had someone running in at the back post. Problem is that probably would of been our 11th man >_>

Lovenkrands has been quiet since he missed that chance, so hopefully Smith can give us a bit of something decent.

Gotta catch them on the break if we are going to win this. The good thing is that with Jonas, Lovenkrands and Martins we have the pace to do it with....Aaah and as I type this we break away, but Jonas can't do anything with it. And lol @ the commentator that just called Jonas a Spaniard.

Thought Lovenkrands was about to kiss the liner xD

Here comes Oba

Just who did Ameobi think he was heading the ball onto then? :\

Butt '

Jonas on, now all we need it Martins and then the dream threesome of Jonas/Lovenkrands/Martins is complete

A friend of a friend tells me Sheard has gone bankrupt. Think we can dismiss this as proper bullshit now like.