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Morecambe are looking decent in mid-table League Two, and have got some good results under their belts in recent games. Promotion is probably too much to ask, but then again you never know...

Ohhhhh! About two days later I think I get it! Ma-HAT-Ma-Coat?

This thing sounds interesting...Think I might give it a go when I get paid.

I will watch with interest...Hope he performs well, because he is a player I like.

Aye, same here. Someone want to explain?

Wouldn't surprise me if I knew the guys that did it...A few of my sisters friends in Edinburgh once chained together the doors of an RBS store, and have previously chained themselves to Airport gates to protest against climate change....Heh, I will laugh if they are linked to this.

The fourth one should be in warranty. I have a toshiba and they are well built. I got the wifi fixed but all the rest happened after the 12 months was up. Funny you should say that. My first HP Laptop did exactly the same thing, and although my new HP that I got after claiming for the last one on the insurance hasn't done it yet, I am fully expecting it to do so. If it is out of warranty, you might just still be able to get it fixed for free. HP recognised there was a problem, and sent out a message saying they would fix a few of their laptop models for free if people were having the problem. I will try and find a link to their release...

Aaahh I needa get back onto Fifa. I left my XBOX Controller at a friends house the other week and I can't be arsed driving round there to get it back (he lives in the middle of nowhere..). Starting to get XBOX Withdrawal Symptoms now, lol

I can't wait til the fucker goes tbh.

Preston, Blackpool and Burnley are all close to me, so I will probably be getting to a few more away games.

Yeah, I heard she is sharing digs with Elvis and Tupac.

If we are speaking just trophies, then we also got that Intertoto one...It may be a load of bollocks, but it's a Trophy nonetheless

People really are comparing her to Diana I'll be damned...The Daily Mail will be going crazy.

How's that then? He gets bored of watching us play in black and white and tries to change the shirts to a sort of tie-dye pattern?

Holy SHIT! I can't even take talking about injuries like that without cringing, let alone watching them >_<

I played that Makin Day, but I was pissed at the time so can't really remember that much about it. I've decided I'm not going to play W@W until I get myself a HDTV. Its shocking on my little thing.

What is it with Bikers being annoying cunts on the road? No offense to any bikers here, but if you are going to go fast then overtake me and get the hell on with it. There is no bloody need to hang around almost parallel to me until there is space to move forward and I swear the next time it happens I'm just going to veer to the side... Them and Sunday Drivers made my usually pleasant drive to work this morning fucking hell >_>

I swear at one point he was going on about wanting to go and have words with the onlooking Fabio Capello, as well. On second thoughts, I should have gone and had words myself...He was in one of the sections where a mate of mine sits (one of the posh parts), so I totally could have gone down and got a picture On that subject: not sure if I have mentioned this one. When Big Sam was at his first game at Ewood he didn't have a Blackburn scarf to wave around when he entered the pitch. Luckily my previously mentioned mate was there in the posh bit, so Big Sam borrowed his scarf to show off with >_<

Only the NOTW could have the title of the page about some dead lass done in capital letters: "JADE DEAD" ...subtle...

Rofl! At this point I would have smacked the guy! I think that is a bad racist comment in itself >_> Can't say I've ever had a run in with someone at any Football Match (that said, I don't have the cash to get to many!). The last guy I got chatting to was some old geezer at the Blackburn - Newcastle match (I had free tickets, but had to sit with the home fans..), and he was just hilarious. All I remember is him shouting out loud, in your stereotypical 'old man' voice, 'WAKEY WAKEY REF!" and waving his hands, as well as "Ha ha! Bye bye you! Bye bye!" when Butt got sent off

Turning into Soviet Russia at St. James'...

Bring through the youth! I will only truley be sad if my dearest sweets Kazenga LuaLua and Nile Ranger end up leaving. At the first hint of Ranger leaving I plan to spam his facebook :>

So can someone explain to me how this new thing actually works?

Urgh - They are almost as bad as drunken ones. Anyway, I think Habib Beye is more worthy of being in my avy now. The guy is awesome, and if he can play that well on his first game back, you have to wonder what is stopping Owen..

Ok, I'm back. Whatt'd I miss?