wykikitoon
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32 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:
Lyon have been relegated due to their finances- this is Lyon who are owned by the the same people as Palace.
So, Palace might not need to worry about losing their euro spot next year.
Or, they might, depending on how Lyon’s appeal works out.
What a clusterfuck.
But Saudis
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One for @Kid Dynamiteand maybe @Renton.
Someone in my team has ADD and I just wanted to know what experience you have of this? I would like to know what I can do as her lead to understand it a bit better and if there is anything I can do in organising workload for them etc.
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Just gone through Headingley. Wow it's a mess 😂
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7 hours ago, Kitman said:
I don't know why Forest would even consider strengthening a direct rival unless they can take us to the cleaners, or are desperate for the money. Under either scenario you'd think there would be better value options out there if they don't welcome our interest. I just hope we don't waste huge amounts of time chasing a club who doesn't really want to sell, like Guehi last season.
Are Forest a rival after one decent season?
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Apparently the scabs are after Jordan Henderson
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On 22/06/2025 at 17:14, Renton said:
Uh oh, Wykiki is riled again....
"So I decided to treat t'missus, Brenda, to a fancy night away. You know, break the routine. So I booked us into this swanky hotel, cost me a princely £360 for one night! Three hundred and sixty quid! I nearly had a heart attack just typing in me card details. Brenda, mind, she was buzzing, all excited about the 'luxury experience,' as she called it. I was just hoping they had decent tea bags, not them flimsy ones that tear as soon as you look at 'em.
T'room was grand, I'll give 'em that. Plush carpets, a bed you could get lost in, and even tiny bottles of shampoo that smelled like a French perfume shop. We had a decent enough evening, even if I felt a bit out of place even in me best trousers.
Come morning, we head down for breakfast. Now, I'm a full English man, me. Bacon, sausages, black pudding, the lot. You can keep your English tapas muck Fish. Brenda, though, she gets all high and mighty. "Oh, I'll just have a latte, darling," she says, all prim and proper to the waitress. I just grunted, thinking, 'it's just a coffee, Brenda, not a royal decree.'
We finished up, and I was just about to head off to find me car when the waitress comes over with a little slip of paper. "Your invoice, sir," she says, all smiles. I took it, thinking it was just a confirmation of the room, you know. Then I saw it. Right there, staring me in the face, plain as day: "Latte: £4.50."
Four pounds fifty pence! For a bleeding cup of milky coffee! I tell you what, me blood pressure shot up faster than Wiggins on steroids. My feathers were properly spiraling, I can tell you. I felt like I'd been mugged in broad daylight, but with a silver spoon and a polite smile.
I paid it, of course, because Brenda was giving me the 'don't make a scene' look. But as soon as we were in the car, I let rip. "Four pounds fifty! For a latte! I could buy a whole sack of t'Yorkshire Tea for that! It's an absolute disgrace, Brenda, a robbery in plain sight!"
Four pounds fifty though. I'll never get over it. Never. CUNTS.
Brenda
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1 hour ago, ewerk said:
We wouldn’t be bidding unless we’d already got word that the player is interested. Up to him now to dig his heels in and go on strike.
Sorry, I’ve just realised who he plays for.
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I heard Cranberry juice helps
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This is the same one who said he would drive him to SJP as hes shit
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My BIL, THE SCAN CUNT! Said if we pay £55m for him we've had our pants down
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Should think we would get him for £55m
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Dippers at work 'We haven't really spent much last few season'
Me 'well over the last 5 years you have a net spend of £320m so far and the window hasn't shut, the fifth largest in the league'
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Oh aye it sounds bollocks but still hope it's true
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Top Man, cheers Andrew
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Apparently Man Utd have gone back to Brentford with an improved bid of £60m for Bryan
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Hasn't iran qualified for the WC in USA next year?
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3 hours ago, Dazzler said:
He can have Wilson’s cot.
/Mrs Wykiki enters the chat
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He'll fit right in then
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This is more like it
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14 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:
I think the Spaniard slid in with a dirty tackle before that.Aye I saw it on a post on Bluesky. Cunt should have had a red for it.
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5 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:
I don’t think this is the trigger for world war. That hangs on Trump’s reaction to China invading Taiwan.
And why wouldn’t they? The international rules-based order has collapsed. Everyone else is at it.Glad to see we’re staying out of it for now. It looks like they didn’t use Diego Garcia last night.
Timo would have had him in his back pocket anyways
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The Cricket Thread
in General Chat
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That's true
When I worked in Headingley, there was a very noticeable difference when the students fucked off for summer. The place was tidy then with less pavement pizza's.