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Not have to hide my shower gel or deodorant because he's a tight cunt 😂

Went for a couple of drinks after work tonight, there was a few of us out. It's rare I go as I am either cycling in, or because I am in early, most people leave at 17:00 when I am leaving at 16:00. Anyway, was nice. I finished at 16:30 and a couple of others did, so I suggested we go for a beer. One lad stayed for one and then there was just me and Dipper. Anyways, Dipper has been struggling for months with work and he told me the other week he was looking for another place. Tonight he told me he went for an interview on Monday and they have offered him the role. He doesn't think he's going to take it though as it's a 15 minute driver rather than a 10 minute walk Honestly, he knew that before going for the interview so why waste someone's fucking time they have offered him more brass and paid OT, a better balance of work etc. It's a canny move for him.

My wife left her last company with no job she was that fucked off and down. She left and got a new job and she's been in it for 2 months now and you can see the spring in her step (or maybe that's the Wilson injury). Anyways, he old MD who was an UBER cunt has won an award from some cock suckers about his management. Yet he couldn't give a flying fuck about people. He is a robot he grafts like fuck for what? Not see his kids grow up? Not go on holiday? Not see his wife? Oh but he has a wine cellar and two Astons! Get to fuck. Since she's left another 12 people in Leeds have handed their notices in. They didn't have enough staff as it was, then some investor came in and put an immediate halt on recruitment whilst they went over things. Now they're more fucked

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_gRXSOISS9/?igsh=anF4ZXNiNWF4OTM2

Years ago when I used to listen to Radio5 they were talking about it. If they were safe etc. Some mug phoned in ; 'Yeh mate, they're well safe mush' 'Well, everyone thought cigarette's were safe when they first came out, it wasnt until decades later.........' 'Ah mate but this is just vape, I dont cough or nowt init' 'So no side effects or anything?' 'No mate, I just have to wash the inside of my care windows once a week as they get a weird film on the inside of them'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00201xv Just listening to this. FUCK THE TORIES!

A lad I worked with wasn't a smoker. Well, someone you would class as a smoker. At Christmas when we were out for a few beers you would see him have the odd cigar. On other nights out he didn't bother. Now, he's a massive Vape heed!

FORZA SANDRO!!! Or didn't want to sit on an easyjet flight full of pissed scabby cunts

I fucking love CT

At least you were honest 😂

Fuck me, this HAS NOT gone down well at all

He looks like he's lost weight

Nah, that's when you got to McDonalds. A proper burger with a nice crisp lettuce and tomatoe

We have similar friends. When we went over at the weekend they made a Mexican fajita thing and the kids had turkey bites with chips, but to be healthy they had cut up cucumber and a few tomatoes

He's had to go home for a clean up

Just listening to this; They said that this year alone there was the 45th school shooting THIS YEAR! BTW That Katty Kay would get the FULL 2"

Dipper has just farted in the office and followed through I'm in fucking tears. He farted then walked out the room quickly. Then just messaged me from the bog He's in there now stuck asking for my help, but I would rather post on here and ridicule him

I never realised he was 93! Loved him in Coming to America

Spaniel is fucking useless

Had a canny weekend. Saturday saw my nephews and had a good laugh then went to friends for dinner where I was a climbing frame for their nippers. Sunday my wife was supposed to do a 10k run but the weather was shocking so she just did a run on the treadmill. I did a couple of hours on the bike and then we just chilled. Shes gone up to Aberdeen today for a few days with work. I have been out on the bike and its beautiful out there. Perfect temp, no wind, lush. I cycled past Bramham Park where they hold Leeds Festival. That was two weeks ago and they're still dismantling the stages etc.

Aye I noticed it when he was walking out with Botman who is 6'4" that Miley was only just slightly shorter. Botman is huge.