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Didn't realise Chelsea were playing tonight. Hopefully that helps us at the weekend.

The cunts just can't help themselves can they? Apparently a 'well reliable source' has said Isak is open to a move to London. Fuck off.

I am taking 3 weeks off before starting my new job so the brass will help. Considering for this week I've done fuck all and it will probably the same next week as they don't know their arse from their elbow.

'Japs and Commando's'

Aye But it's closed for 6 days. Just seems pointless.

This proved to be canny eh?

This is an interesting watch.

Aye, its to do with the club world cup. But it only closes for 6 days I think. Whats the fucking point?

This split transfer window in June. What's the fucking point? Just open it 1st of June and leave it.

So I am currently working my notice. I asked if I could finish tomorrow, but got told 'we have a few bits on you could help us with so can you do the week after' so I agreed. Was on holiday last week, came back into work on Tuesday. I had half a morning to get through my emails I had from my holiday. About 9ish we have a resource meeting. I told main gaffers I have to clear a few bits but I am ready for the jobs they want me on. I am still waiting for these jobs and have spent since 12pm on Tuesday twiddling my thumbs These jobs they want me on, are more than a weeks worth of work so I don't see the point in me starting them as I wont finish them. So I am sat here with fuck all to do bored shitless. BUT I am getting paid I suppose

Whilst in Italy recently, we went to a couple of Cathedrals and other places. Some of the artwork and artifacts were early C14th. I find it quite mind blowing some of the stuff I was seeing. The religious art is mad. The yanks were all wanking over it and crossing themselves too

Fucking spice head

Isn't it a little ironic that a lot of Europe today will be celebrating VE day, whilst Europe at the same time is falling into Facism?

Leedds United had an open top bus parade in the city on Monday. Apparently 300k fans turned up. My said the centre was an absolute mess on Tuesday morning. Apparently the council taped all the bins up because of 'terrorist threats' so a load of cunts threw shit everywhere. Anyways, a load were climbing on bus shelters and trees. Some kids smashed a bus shelter up and a kid was up a tree, he's pissed up and fallen and is currently in ICU. I've seen a video of him falling, it's fucking awful. Hope the lad pulls through like. Can't wait for them to go back down

Having been brought up Catholic and having catholic elder relatives. Yes, catholics are fucking radge

He must be the one who fell out of a tree at the Leeds celebration and fell on his head 😂

He's got 11 assists?

He's spent £750m and delivered what for them? Surely he will be under pressure soon?

My PE teacher told me about Robledo when I was at school. He was from Wallsend and I was the only Newcastle fan in the school. Not a surprise unlike now where loads of bairns support different teams. But he told me about him and when I asked my uncle about him one weekend when I was in Newcastle, you should have seen my uncles face. He looked chuffed I had asked about him.