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Seemingly if I don't buy a @teamgb scarf then I'm not supporting them...Oh well...

hey @caiogreco_rj Id rather shit in me hands then clap than have 5000 "follow whores"

“@RolandoAarons11: well done lads now to the semis top of the Milk Cup!!! #Nufc18s”semi skimmed top of milk cup? #getcoat #Nufc

“@LostSoulsForEva: Has any players career nosedived quicker in 12 months than Joseph Bartons? #qpr #NUFC”Not since Ali Dia

When you helped relegate #Nufc what was your 1st thought? "oh shit" or "what's for tea?"

“@Jack_Grizzly: I own 5 guns. These stupid British need to stick with their cups of tea.”2 sugars please

“@Claire_NUFC: @dannysimpson go home??”Racialist!

#AskCattermole it takes 2 men 5 mins to smash up 6 cars, how long will it take you alone to do 4?

“@Wayno26: @19tmb @cattermole_lee. Hoping for a good season and 2 winning a trophy or 2”You've gotta have dreams #Nufc

Gawd I detest Rupert the Bear

I've seen Girl Guides that are more believable scouts than @LiverpoolScout

“@ReturnOfTheMag: @2NarMe @Ludachris14 when did you last run?”1996

“@ellietog: Just posted a photo http://t.co/kELt2aui”Hoo!! I wish you'd let me just sit quietly for 5 mins

“@Robatkinsonnufc: Actually I take that back. They're not great.”You're getting blocked in a minute kidda!

Dear Sir/Madam,I am writing to let you know about the meal my partner and I had at your Newcastle restaurant a (cont) http://t.co/zi8O69Gs

#AskEnrique I think that went well, don't you? #Nufc #lfc

“@syrett23: Whos this wanker on capital like?”You'll have to narrow it down, there's a lot to choose from!

This @cornerflagsland makem bar..does it have a crying steward collecting glasses & offering drinkers their go?

Sunday afternoon Seaton Sluice http://t.co/AJR8SNVA

Overheard in Lush, Eldon Sq....1 bloke says to other "there's nobody that doesn't love a bit of Shimmer"

Bolx man Barlow "Careless whisper was first time I wanted to be other man"..10mins earlier "I started piano cos I wanted to be Elton John"

“@zoolander1680: @frankieboyle what a bawbag you are , why don't you take ur bile & spread it elsewhere”Touchy these Rangers fans

I can't think of anything worse than reading a live match commentary by @nufcfans be better off guessing the action

So people can't buy proper chips at the Olympics because McDs are the "official chip" ?http://t.co/CSqkXrxd #london2012

#GordonBehindBars how come the prisoners are able to smoke indoors? It's a workplace surely? #smokeban #zeebox http://t.co/XX4tFhGT