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Some absolute dickwad is stood in play area with a laptop bag over his shoulder on his mobile#cock

Scott Parker looks like a 1940s Fop in that Vauxhall ad. What an absolute bellend.

So the RAF did a fly past in London yet the Big Brother house is still standing?#bloodycutbacks

Main course, Firenze pizza with salmon pasta @firenzejesmond http://t.co/LVpK7qV4

“@tomkelk: Just found out I've got £7.50 of unspent #Tesco vouchers! #win”It doesn't get much better than this!

“@ritchiemarshall: Stunning view from Ben Lomond #baggedamunro http://t.co/xbZ0KwYN”How did you get the yacht up there?

I need a twitter cull, half my timeline is "was arseholed last night" or "off me head on drugs" it's becoming Facebook.

#NUFCFansHeadlines NUFC BUY MESSI haired youngster

“@Iwantcurlyhair2: I <3 HRH Queen Elisabeth II”Gawd bless 'er Maj

Good to see Freddie Fletcher battling on. Get well soon #Nufc

Gawd I love @ellietog http://t.co/x9s8FwaZ

My last RT.What a crock of shite #FA really are. No interest in fans just money. Remind me of Westwood & co #Darlo #Nufc

"@jamieOliver You'll be munching out of the window box for years to come" Dorty filthy bastard!

“@MarcSDuffy: Danny Simpson for England? Nee chance.” I'll see your nee chance & raise you a Jordan Henderson

“@NorthernJam: Just had another breakfast wrap Tremendous”#addicted

"huhuh Holly Booby is fit"© my 2 year old son 02/06/12#TheVoice

“@BigAls09: @pjwhitfield @NeilTheGeordie He (Ashley) listened to PK for Kinnear,” I assume PK stands for Peter Kay? Comedy appointment

“@Robatkinsonnufc: @steph_NUFC I call everyone duck lol. It's a local thing.”Oh dear that sounds #stoke

Proof that football shouldn't always be so serious http://t.co/g8vxrPhI

“@Joey7Barton: @ianrowbo you have more chance than me mate. I am not even joking... #personanongrata”#victim

A horse walks into a barand is served because they don't discriminate on gender, colour or equine status #inoffensivejokes

“@NUFCThreatLevel: "I mightn't always be right when it comes to football." ...I didn't want Pardew.” not many did

“@MirrorFootball: 2) Manchester's united... in pursuit of #nufc goal machine Cisse” Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

“@jessemariano: @pjwhitfield Need Wisdom Teeth Advice ?”Funnily enough, no I don't

“@NilePowerRanger: Phone in pocket off lock... Was tweeting all sorts. Sorry guys”Never noticed the difference to be honest