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Pourquoi? Why leave a secure job to go to one where you're sacked after less than a season in charge, even if you're within a whisker of winning the treble. No such thing in football.

I want a computer that thinks not one that can be fiddled with via the screen. More shit in the pipeline.

Pourquoi?

Not only will they get him they'll sell him on in a couple of years for double!!

That would be good. We can nip in and get Santa Cruz.

This will probably be the end of our chances of getting him.

Not even a full player just a couple of legs and a bit of an arm.

Hope it's Rijkaard, will spice things up a bit. Known to be quite moody with the press.

Bout fucking time.

Dos Santos for £7m!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That last one is the funniest.

She would have made loads of money if she'd won in Athens though, as I've already pointed out. I don't even know what the second bit means. I suspect you don't either. She's won the world championship ffs. He's talking about drug testing arrangements. So she deliberately got injured in the run up to the Olympics to avoid being tested for drugs? Is that what you're saying he's saying? Ok I'm only guessing at what he's intimating. Not sure why he needs to be so covert about it. Point the gun downwards.

She would have made loads of money if she'd won in Athens though, as I've already pointed out. I don't even know what the second bit means. I suspect you don't either. She's won the world championship ffs. He's talking about drug testing arrangements.

Is that a big clue?

This series seems very dark and as you say the endings are very narrow. ...and the way he nearly always looks perplexed in close ups..

A) How is Malouda an "ace"? He's shite. Why would Barca want him? Haven't they already got their own crap French winger on the left?

I bet he has or someone on his staff has. One thing you can be sure of is that Cap is pretty meticulous.

With any luck. But how would the neo nazi fascist hooligans fit in at the San Sir...oh. Tbf it is a fairly small minority. There can't be that much wrong with a city where people are still smoking in nightclubs.

I think Drogba will leave. General consesus is that he and a few others will follow Mourinho to Inter. When I was in Milan last month the locals were talking as if he was already the manager. It wouldn't surprise me if Lampard and Drogba end up there. Lovely place to live etc..I have a feeling though that the Ineternazionale job isn't right for Mourinho. I would love to see him back in the PL.

This series seems very dark and as you say the endings are very narrow.

Nice to see a divine righter saying that Lampard and Terry should sign for a proper team if they want to win the CL. I like the bit where the chelski fans saying the "right" religion and looks are part of what's important for a manager. I bet that never appears in the papers. The level of debate on there: "Football forums everywhere are laughing at us. Still, let's hope the next manager is good looking, has better teeth, more celebrity and more personality. Better make sure the next guy isn't from the same religion either, that seemed to bother a few. Cheers Grant, hope you prove them wrong elsewhere. Not saying that good looks and better teeth and personality make an excellent manager, but as far as visual elements go they do matter even if it is just a little. Humans have eyes and they use them for more than just navigating around things. Eyes are a way to receive information; another of our senses. A good manager can inspire you just by his appearance, attitude, voice, charisma, personality, etc. Things like those do matter, and that is the sad truth. A manager would have to be a master tactician if he had no other qualities that could inspire, motivate, or have an impression on players. And bringing religion into debate? I've never heard anyone hate him because of his religion. That is something you are bringing into unnecessary spotlight and attention."

I think Drogba will leave.

Chelsea Forum: Avram Grant Eulogy Thread I'm shocked at the mixed response on there I'd have thought they'd have the party poppers out.