Park Life

never mind apologising to these fuckers FFS, it's me who's been inconvenienced i've had to go to these shitty sites in my absence: www.fresh-air.co.uk, www.outsideworld.net and they fucking suck! anyway, bit happier now I've found www.chip-shop.com cheers wullie So you think it's OK to use this place as a platform to air your grievances for something that has got absolutely nothing to do with us? If this is honestly the only way you can contact the admins from n-o (although I suspect emailing admin@newcastle-online.com might work!) then do it via PM. Propaganda against other sites simply because they've banned you will not be tolerated. what you on about propoganda FFS? if you read the whole thread, you'll realise I did try a few methods that I knew of to get hold of them. I also emailed what I believed was the admin email with no response (they're a bit busy at present, see first post) believe it or not, posting on here is a very effective way of getting their attention. I don't get your mentality of seeing this as a complete separate entity to N-O like this is some completely different universe, they are both simply toon message boards FFS. Lot to learn about the village pub that is this board Vic.

That is about the strength of it. People comparing him to the Giraffe are seriously misguided.

makes a lot of noise on NOL - but its got too hot for him so hes scheming to get on here Ban HIM!!!! they couldn't handle the truth tbh I am a political refugee apparently it is OK to hijack every thread into a 50 quote 'debate' about the board, OK to abuse someone as long as your a mod or called gemma, OK to post pictures of sheep randomly, OK to call people Nazi pricks, but it's not 'good debating skills' to abuse someone who thinks Saddam 'only executed criminals' and has not come up with an answer to 5 of the preceding posts I hope you're not seriously trying to suggest that you have any sort of debating skills whatsoever? Your skills of persuasion are solely limited to failing to get average looking girls to go on dates with you. ....any kind of female company actually, probably includes sheep and pets.

Dont knock it till you've tried it tbh. I'm not keen on champagne mate. Or poo. No accouting for taste (no pun intended). Never rimmed a lass then??? God no!!

I suppose there must be, but everyone's so body-obsessed that there's no reason to generalise like that when you could be talking about specifics. Incessantly and in gruesome detail. I enjoy delaying penetration till they are shivering with want. With buff men? Oh I see I've jumped in at the wrong moment.

I suppose there must be, but everyone's so body-obsessed that there's no reason to generalise like that when you could be talking about specifics. Incessantly and in gruesome detail. I enjoy delaying penetration till they are shivering with want.

I wonder what Verlain makes of her.

Never read a single page of any of it and they say the films were worse.

Yes Noel is definately more creative.

Well made falafel rules tbh.

Thin is the new fat innit.

here Zing Ba da bing more like.

When its to do with 'our boys; everyone starts beating around the bush. If you join the army there is a good chance at some point you might get shot at and killed. Nothing controversial in his comments that I can see.

here Eh?

I come to a thread like this and wonder.....Where do I start?!

Well that's a releif, I was on there drunk last night with no memory of what I posted. Thought I'd been IP'd.

A tad harsh? I reckon he'd take it in the spirit in which it was intended. at least I'd hope so. Depends if it was a shot-reverse shot or slow pan with emotional close up.

A tad harsh?

Honestly Alex if it is a film I've really been looking forward to I sometimes stand in front of the snacks kiosk and mull if I should buy up ALL the nachos and bin them. (That's not right tho is it?). I can't really be arsed with the flicks unless it's somewhere like the Tyneside. It's so uncivilized man. It's the only time my girlfriend gets a bit nervous when I start scanning nearby seats for snack noise pollution or idle chatter. What's wrong with these people!!?

Honestly Alex if it is a film I've really been looking forward to I sometimes stand in front of the snacks kiosk and mull if I should buy up ALL the nachos and bin them. (That's not right tho is it?).

I always intervene, it makes life more interesting. I said to one bitch in the supermarket queue yesteday that if her 'child' (he was massive) stood on my toe again I would stand on his head. In broken Germanise obviously. I'm even complain if someone puts their seat back against my table on a short flight. Get in there man.....Have fun!!! Why is it the twat in front of me always insists on reclining from the minute we take off to the minute we land? I'm a shiten coward like Gemmill and keep my rage contained but one day I'm going to explode and garotte the bastards! If they're not too big and ideally a woman, better still a business woman I say, "What are you doing?!!" Loudly. And normally after a brief interchange and the victory of reason they put it back up or I kick the back of the seat for the whole flight. It is something I won't have on a 50 min flight. I had proper air rage once against some German that actually turned round and had a go at me because my knees were in the back of his seat after he'd FULLY reclined his seat from the second the seat belt light went off on a 10 hour flight. I could have knocked his fucking head off when he turned round with his inflatable pillow still tucked under his neck and his eye mask thing up on his forehead and went "I VANT TO KNOW WHY I AM HAVING YOUR KNEES IN ZE BACK OF MY SEAT!" It ended up with me telling him he'd "better turn round and shut up you dickhead", to which he replied "No, YOU are ze dickhead" before turning round and shutting up. I then played keepy up with his seat for the remainder of the flight. That's a full 100 Parky points Gemma.

I always intervene, it makes life more interesting. I said to one bitch in the supermarket queue yesteday that if her 'child' (he was massive) stood on my toe again I would stand on his head. In broken Germanise obviously. I'm even complain if someone puts their seat back against my table on a short flight. Get in there man.....Have fun!!! Why is it the twat in front of me always insists on reclining from the minute we take off to the minute we land? I'm a shiten coward like Gemmill and keep my rage contained but one day I'm going to explode and garotte the bastards! If they're not too big and ideally a woman, better still a business woman I say, "What are you doing?!!" Loudly. And normally after a brief interchange and the victory of reason they put it back up or I kick the back of the seat for the whole flight. It is something I won't have on a 50 min flight.

I always intervene, it makes life more interesting. I said to one bitch in the supermarket queue yesteday that if her 'child' (he was massive) stood on my toe again I would stand on his head. In broken Germanise obviously. I'm even complain if someone puts their seat back against my table on a short flight. Get in there man.....Have fun!!! Once I sat there in the cinema and pretended to eat noisily (even though I had no snacks) to get the nacho eater in front of me to shut up. .......People have no manners these days and I won't tolerate it!!

I always intervene, it makes life more interesting. I said to one bitch in the supermarket queue yesteday that if her 'child' (he was massive) stood on my toe again I would stand on his head. In broken Germanise obviously. I'm even complain if someone puts their seat back against my table on a short flight. Get in there man.....Have fun!!!

Perhaps I still have room in my life for carmelised vegetables done in the oven with garlic infused olive oil, dusted with fresh tarragon and butter to serve. Alex, You've got a bloody good memory.