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Park Life

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  1. More the fact you want to kill them all. We're as bad as the US btw. It's not so much fear of a Jewish lobby as much as Israel being a perfect market for military hardware and the perfect testing ground for the newest models. If we did want to force a peace, I think a trade boycott would be more effective than a nuke like. As long as it ain't a bouycott.
  2. Aye! You might be looking at our potential first team squad for next season. Wee Ken Jyn General Manager - Thailand I wonder if he's Scottish ? Charmain Chevlan=Delia Smith trying to look Chinese. LETS BE HAVING YOU! Carolyn Koh would be worth a go. I shud Koh Koh...
  3. The thing that tells me this is shite is the bit about closing half the stadium. How in hell would they be able to predict that now??? Shite imo. I believe that ferrets are, well, ferreting about in our books right this minute (probably from more than one potential buyer) going through every line, just in case LardAsh is trying to pull a fast one, and we will be sold pretty soon. And sold to someone other than the 'Profit Group', who will be nowhere to be seen. Of course, I could be wrong Really depressing as the days go by.
  4. From N.O. "Just spoken to someone who works at the club and its not good. They will not appoint a manager until the week preceeding the first match of the season unless the club is sold Most people have cleared their desks at the club and no-one knows if they will return They reckon any decent bids for players will be accepted. Half the stadium will be closed come our first home game No planning of any kind is being undertaken, media/sponsrship deals already present will continue but no work is being done to generate revenue."
  5. Every day that goes by seems to bring to light more and more chaos and cluelesness from the power that be at the club. It seems inconceivable to me right now that this process will be painless, if anything it might get worse.
  6. Mainly cause the media are interested in generic sound bites Marco. Now run along.
  7. There is an Aldi but I've never ventured in there as it looks a bit crap.
  8. Fuck of you gay ginger wakstained cunt. Look, fuck off, I wasn't talking to you.
  9. There was one thing he went on about, something about putting researchers into looking into MP's dealings....Seems a bit hardcore for a newbie.
  10. Should be out the door any day now.
  11. This Harris just seems to make it up as he goes along, hoping to hand onto some kind of fat retainer no doubt.
  12. Uh oh..... Sorry I cant be doing with it all. I'm weird and you're hot. So hot I'm gonna cool you down. You know how to cool a chick down? You invite them round to your house, wine and dine them and just as she makes a passing comment about how sophisticated you are as a bloke, a bloke like they've never met in their lives before, you take that compliment and then you snap. Big time. Body temperature drops by a good degree or so. You apologise profusly, bring on a few crocodile tears if manageable, show a real sensitive side to your nature. Invite the chick upstairs to your bedroom, pull back the bedsheets and there it is. Last night's chick stone cold having been lying their for some 24 hours Of course a bird wouldn't think anything of anything of there being a hammer-drill, still-saw and stanley knife at the top of the stairs, with a few bin-liners scattered about for good measure. The thing is, I like to feed my chicks up before sending them on to the next life. Like I said, weird. You're always talking of beating chicks up and killing them. Why? I see death regularly, its not attractive. You've left the milk on luv. Look, fuck off. I wasnt talking to you. I've undressed you psychologically so easily JJ won't even have to consider your flagrant and unwanted interjections.
  13. Uh oh..... Sorry I cant be doing with it all. I'm weird and you're hot. So hot I'm gonna cool you down. You know how to cool a chick down? You invite them round to your house, wine and dine them and just as she makes a passing comment about how sophisticated you are as a bloke, a bloke like they've never met in their lives before, you take that compliment and then you snap. Big time. Body temperature drops by a good degree or so. You apologise profusly, bring on a few crocodile tears if manageable, show a real sensitive side to your nature. Invite the chick upstairs to your bedroom, pull back the bedsheets and there it is. Last night's chick stone cold having been lying their for some 24 hours Of course a bird wouldn't think anything of anything of there being a hammer-drill, still-saw and stanley knife at the top of the stairs, with a few bin-liners scattered about for good measure. The thing is, I like to feed my chicks up before sending them on to the next life. Like I said, weird. You're always talking of beating chicks up and killing them. Why? I see death regularly, its not attractive. You've left the milk on luv.
  14. This young fledgling I was having some wine with last night said to me. "Why Parky do you shy away from happiness"? Instinctively I looked out the large bay window and caught our reflections - both standing in the semi-darkness of her candle lit kitchen flickering as we were on the edge of some great darkness.
  15. All you need to know about physics is that it is like poetry in the sense that you can make it up and if it looks good on the page it's sorted.
  16. Hating that fat, smarmy self indulgent wank stain is possibly the least ridiculous hatred ever. And Parky, I did enquire if there was a chance of me getting a tube sometime this year. Not only did she not understand me (fucking tourists), but it slowed her down even more! I wouldn't have minded so much, but she had an oyster - indicative that she must use London transport fairly regularly. I think you should be forced to undergo some kind of aptitude test before they give you one. Or a damn fine kicking if you use one incorrectly.
  17. Basically people turn to fascism out of boredom. FACTOID.
  18. Stitch up...Self-stiching...(Backing oneself into a corner ie tucked up).
  19. The biggest self-tucking ever witnessed on the internet.
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