Toonraider

jonny please tell me to mind my own business if you like, but a couple of times i've noticed you mention 'going round to see the wife' dont you live with your wife?

ew the dirty mongrel Couldnt he have found a toilet ffs? PP do you always have your camera at the ready?

Awww, cheer up missus I'm working tonight too but I'm in a quite smiley mood Cath you are Toontastic's official ray of sunshine I wish i didnt but i always feel despondent when we lose but today is worse than usual cos Torquay lost AGAIN yesterday (and yes i know its only football, and not really important at all)! but

So now its Sunday night, what have you got planned? Slash your wrists? Drink yourself into a disgraceful state? vegitate on here all night? have a good cry? Im so fed up im actually glad im working tonight

Stick with it. You'll be surprised at how much easier it gets as you get more flexible what the farting or the yoga?

How things change After a promising start Torquay have just had 6 straight defeats in a row AND a new chairman...which is rather worrying. Better the devil you know and all that! So depressingly both my teams are shite and i cannot see things improving either.

Surely this ups the ante? Come on folks, the thought of him getting his sac n crack waxed by his ex is too good to miss, get ya hands in your pockets. can we have piccies for evidence please?

Was I the only one who heard this voice when reading that? m still trying to dechiper it all the only reason i come on here on a sunday morning is to read the drunken ramblings!!

aw i like you too....infact im kinda fond of most people on here in a strange 'internet' way

Happy birthday Matty

Aw poor you jj.....ouch!!!!!!!! prepare yourself for a painful eveing and a very red chest/back....(whatever you're having doing)!!

yes because there are people so boring and nondescript that they fade into the background of life so that no one actually dislikes them therefore they'd stay alive!

How are you getting on rikko? settling in ok? Understanding the worzel gummidge accent ok? I know what you mean about Drakes shopping centre, im in no rush to see it after my trips to Newcastle!! Yeh getting into the swing of things starting to enjoy myself now i know what the hell is going on. Although i'm too sure what everyone here has against the cornish We dont like the cornish....they are very weird folk and dont ever live in Cornwall, they never accept you. Glad things are going ok for you anyway.

In my hour of need Ha, no you're not there And though i reached out for you Wouldn't lend a hand. Through the darkest hour Grace did not shine on me It feels so cold, very cold No one cares for me. Did you ever think i get lonely Did you ever think that i needed love Did you ever think to stop thinking You're the only one that i'm thinking of. You'll never know how hard i tried To find my space and satisfy you too. Things will be better when i'm dead and gone Don't try to understand, knowing you i'm probably wrong. But oh how i lived my life for you Still you'd turn away Now as i die for you My flesh still crawls as i breathe your name All these years i thought i was wrong Now i know it was you Raise you head, raise your face your eyes Tell me who you think you are, who? I walk, i walk alone Into the promised land. There's a better place for me But it's far, far away Everlasting life for me In a perfect world But i gotta die first, Please god send me on my way. Time has a way of taking time Loneliness is not only felt be fools Alone i call to ease the pain Yearning to be held by you, alone so alone, i'm lost Consumed by the pain The pain, the pain, the pain. Won't you hold me again You just laughed, ha ha, bitch My whole life is work built on the past But the time has come when all things shall pass This good thing passed away. Megadeth-In my darkest hour. Ive always liked these lyrics...probably because they were sung with so much venom by Dave Mustaine!!

Overcast but very warm here today, just had a nice brisk walk along the seafront and the pier.

NOOO i hate clowns

when i saw this title i was just about to post Metallica's ONE lyrics!

It's not so much that I think it's all thrash metal or cock rock, just that it's all noisy shit. Then listen to metallica's fade to black, Sanatarium or the Unforgiven.

Master of Puppets is probably my favourite of their albums

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l708MUWHrM

STOP!!!

Hailing from Plymouth I would expect you to know Torquay is in Devon She's from Torquay? Ah. My mistake. I can see where the Essex assumption came from tbf. Thank you very much Yes im a Torquay gal Brock....I'd have kept it quiet had i hailed from Essex mind! Well you can't tell the difference between a camel and a shadow.... I do understand the picture.....i do know which is which, what im saying is i CANNOT see it!!! Are you from Esses perchance? You have to look past the picture and you'll get it, its a bunny rabbit anyway.

But where's the dune?! I only see a shadow of a dune- is that the dune? I know it's not the dune but I JUST CAN'T SEE IT. give over

i'm beginning to get the hump