Toonraider

Can anyone enlighten me please? What the hell is that? Or maybe its best i dont know!! A pubic hair in ones foreskin, i would believe? thank you! It did cross my mind he might mean a pubic hair....but how in gods name could 1 tiny hair affect the flow/direction of the wee?

Can anyone enlighten me please? What the hell is that? Or maybe its best i dont know!!

Lost again

I once had to get out of the shower to answer the door to the guy who reads the leccy meter....i was so concerned about covering my breats with the towel that i didnt realise at first that it was a shortish towel so i was showing something else down below Can laugh about it now, but at the time i wish the ground would open up!!!

i'd bloody die Im often doing daft things which i suppose are embarrassing, but i dont care now! Recently I asked a guy in Brantanos, "Have you got this shoe in a size 4?" ......he replied, "sorry, but i dont work here"

spoilsport!!!! I normally buy hubby and son an advent calendar, i was looking at them in Sainsburys the other day and hubby said, just buy me 25 cans of lager, put them in the fridge and number each one!

come on, lets have your christmas decorated avatars out again people!!

this isnt a funny piccy, but i liked it.

Glad i saw this post, as i was just about to do Monster his own Birthday thread Happy Birthday Monster!!! Group hug!

yes very posh!!!! Our Staples sell smaller chairs too, but the deals on their office chairs are so good, try and squeeze one in your cubbyhole, far more comfy! (ooeerr! god! thats sounds so rude No pun intended

ermm...standard folding chairs- i have seen them in Macros and Focus. But if it doesnt have to be folding. then Staples have very cheap PC swivel chairs at the moment, very comfortable, high backed and adjustable, think i saw one for £40 the other day!

Oops! least you had the bumps on your Birthday!!

Happy Birthday sweetie XXX

Happy Birthday, have a good evening

thinking of buying my son a Storm watch for crimbo, some of those look smart.

Im instantly suspicious of men who wear lots of large gold jewellery But nothing wrong with a guy wearing a silver chain (or white gold) and watch....i quite like those 'beaded' necklaces too (cant think of proper name) Dont mind an ear pierced either...any of you have that?

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Go to any website, clear the address in the bar and paste in this java script:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200;DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style;DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin (R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5;DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

Happy birthday

cheers wacky Any help to stay young looking is greatly appreciated I'm just about to fill in the form for my free sample. Happy Christmas! XXX

im glad its not just me Also love the smell of the alcohol hand wash we use at work...think i have a problem!

don't do clowns , daleks I was not too bothered about, the music of tales of the unexpected still scares me now yes that is creepy

2 canibals eating a clown. The first one says "does this taste funny to you?"

love the smells of... freshly cut grass BBQ's Bacon cooking glues/paints/petrol....(i try not to sniff these too often)!!

red salmon. Plum tomatoes (on toast with black pepper) mushy peas