Sima 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Wrongthreadtastic \o/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36081 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 What a pillock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Wrongthreadtastic \o/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I'm so disgusted with Moyles I couldnt even bring myself to post in the DJ thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I'm so disgusted with Moyles I couldnt even bring myself to post in the DJ thread. Lies. You want to wee on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36081 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 What's this about you shaving your knackers, Lukeabeanus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Anyone done a shite that hits the water before its left your arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Anyone done a shite that hits the water before its left your arse? Aye, not for a while though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Anyone done a shite that hits the water before its left your arse? Aye, not for a while though. Deserves some recognition. Well done alex. Still an ambition of mine. That and climbing Kilimanjaro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 What's this about you shaving your knackers, Lukeabeanus? I might have been in Manchester for the weekend of the Man City game, and I might have dragged Mancy out for a few Jugs. It may also have cropped up in conversation, somewhow, that I have a well kempt 'area'. But only well kempt. Allegedly, Thompson is the expert on total removal! But somehow I've copped all the greif. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36081 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 At the hotel in Holland last week the way the toilet was set up, there was basically a shelf that you shat on, and not until you flushed did everything actually go down into the water. You would be AMAZED at how much your turd dropping straight into the water masks the stench. It was disgusting. As soon as I'd made a deposit onto the shelf I had to flush while I was still sat there or I would have puked into my kegs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36081 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 What's this about you shaving your knackers, Lukeabeanus? I might have been in Manchester for the weekend of the Man City game, and I might have dragged Mancy out for a few Jugs. It may also have cropped up in conversation, somewhow, that I have a well kempt 'area'. But only well kempt. Allegedly, Thompson is the expert on total removal! But somehow I've copped all the greif. Have you put some tramlines in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Anyone done a shite that hits the water before its left your arse? Aye, not for a while though. Deserves some recognition. Well done alex. Still an ambition of mine. That and climbing Kilimanjaro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 What's this about you shaving your knackers, Lukeabeanus? I might have been in Manchester for the weekend of the Man City game, and I might have dragged Mancy out for a few Jugs. It may also have cropped up in conversation, somewhow, that I have a well kempt 'area'. But only well kempt. Allegedly, Thompson is the expert on total removal! But somehow I've copped all the greif. Have you put some tramlines in? Nah, they'd only have ended up looking like woodland paths if I'd given that a shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Anyone done a shite that hits the water before its left your arse? Aye, last Saturday, took 20 minutes, my arse was killing for 8 hours after, I was scared to fart. Although I always thought it would be cool, it was scary as fuck. I stopped in that night, just because of my experience. I was all flustered and shaking after it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9313 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I'm with Gemmil on this one, people who piss on seats are animals. another possibility is that their todger is too far from the bowl and too tiny for them to properly aim with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 At the hotel in Holland last week the way the toilet was set up, there was basically a shelf that you shat on, and not until you flushed did everything actually go down into the water. You would be AMAZED at how much your turd dropping straight into the water masks the stench. It was disgusting. As soon as I'd made a deposit onto the shelf I had to flush while I was still sat there or I would have puked into my kegs. Aye, that's nee fun that like. However, they've got it right with some of thier urinals. Did you notice, for example, that in Schipol airport, they've got a picture of a fly on the inside of the urinal? Don't know if this is true, but I was told that it's there so that people aim for it, as it's the best place on the bowl to hit to avoid spashback etc, and manky puddles round the floor. They wash out when you walk away from them aswell, mint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36081 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 At the hotel in Holland last week the way the toilet was set up, there was basically a shelf that you shat on, and not until you flushed did everything actually go down into the water. You would be AMAZED at how much your turd dropping straight into the water masks the stench. It was disgusting. As soon as I'd made a deposit onto the shelf I had to flush while I was still sat there or I would have puked into my kegs. Aye, that's nee fun that like. However, they've got it right with some of thier urinals. Did you notice, for example, that in Schipol airport, they've got a picture of a fly on the inside of the urinal? Don't know if this is true, but I was told that it's there so that people aim for it, as it's the best place on the bowl to hit to avoid spashback etc, and manky puddles round the floor. They wash out when you walk away from them aswell, mint. Aye I've noticed that on the urinals there. Went into the "casino" in Schipol on Friday. It's basically a Nobles Amusements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 So while Gem is appalled at the thought of a momentary wonky aim, he is more than happy to shit on a shelf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36081 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I didn't have a lot of options. No doubt you would have shat on the floorboard and just scuffed it in to the rancid grain with your slipper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9313 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 rubbed his arse on the floor to free any klngons no doubt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I'd have had the butler do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 People how piss on the floor are utter mongs, If its gonna go everywhere sit down ffs, Im on target 95% i reckon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I'd have had the butler do it. Take a floorboard to your arse? I'll bet you would an all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I'd have had the butler do it. Take a floorboard to your arse? I'll bet you would an all. The paddle just ain't enough these days. T-Keith- 95% isn't that hot. Are you saying 5% of your entire piss output settles outside the bowl area altogether? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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