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I can't believe how you think an employer would take the same stance whether they caught you using an internet forum or looking at a pair of tits on the net!

 

how the fuck would you know? Me, I know for a fact, so shut you pie hole

 

go and find your work's internet usage policy and come back to me

 

 

Because my mate works in the IT dept for my company and told me im safe to use the net as much as long as i don't sit on it all day or look at dodgy websites (ie naked women).

 

Thats "how the fuck" I know, tbh.

 

Its pretty fucking obvious though :D

 

I smell bullshit

 

get your maqte to post up the policy doc that says, 'howay, use the net as much as you like for whatever you want'

 

 

I don't really give a shit about the policy doc, I know what he has told me and I know my manager has seen me on the net a few times and never said a word. I also know (as most people with a brain in their heads) that looking at a forum and looking at a pair of tits would bring different reactions!

 

How the hell you cannot see this is beyond me!

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I can't believe how you think an employer would take the same stance whether they caught you using an internet forum or looking at a pair of tits on the net!

 

how the fuck would you know? Me, I know for a fact, so shut you pie hole

 

go and find your work's internet usage policy and come back to me

 

I think you'll find that in the real world (of which clearly you have very little experience), there is something of a dichotomy between the official hard line stance of a codified policy and the reality of the situation. It's very unlikely that- so long as it doesn't hamper productivity- an employer will bring disciplinary action to simple browsing of the internet. However, if they caught you looking at tits, then it'd be an entirely different matter. Pornographic material is simply not acceptable in the workplace. The odd post on a football forum is fine, provided that the task in hand is also completed to a satisfactory degree.

 

 

I've worked in 5 different companies with workforces of 5, 15, 50, 300 and 10's of thousands. So take your 'experience' and fuck off, I know what I'm talking about

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I can't believe how you think an employer would take the same stance whether they caught you using an internet forum or looking at a pair of tits on the net!

 

how the fuck would you know? Me, I know for a fact, so shut you pie hole

 

go and find your work's internet usage policy and come back to me

 

I think you'll find that in the real world (of which clearly you have very little experience), there is something of a dichotomy between the official hard line stance of a codified policy and the reality of the situation. It's very unlikely that- so long as it doesn't hamper productivity- an employer will bring disciplinary action to simple browsing of the internet. However, if they caught you looking at tits, then it'd be an entirely different matter. Pornographic material is simply not acceptable in the workplace. The odd post on a football forum is fine, provided that the task in hand is also completed to a satisfactory degree.

 

 

I've worked in 5 different companies with workforces of 5, 15, 50, 300 and 10's of thousands. So take your 'experience' and fuck off, I know what I'm talking about

 

Clearly not :D

 

Also did you ignore someones very good point about being able to use the net in their spare time (ie lunch) but not being able to look at naked women?

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I can't believe how you think an employer would take the same stance whether they caught you using an internet forum or looking at a pair of tits on the net!

 

how the fuck would you know? Me, I know for a fact, so shut you pie hole

 

go and find your work's internet usage policy and come back to me

 

I think you'll find that in the real world (of which clearly you have very little experience), there is something of a dichotomy between the official hard line stance of a codified policy and the reality of the situation. It's very unlikely that- so long as it doesn't hamper productivity- an employer will bring disciplinary action to simple browsing of the internet. However, if they caught you looking at tits, then it'd be an entirely different matter. Pornographic material is simply not acceptable in the workplace. The odd post on a football forum is fine, provided that the task in hand is also completed to a satisfactory degree.

 

 

I've worked in 5 different companies with workforces of 5, 15, 50, 300 and 10's of thousands. So take your 'experience' and fuck off, I know what I'm talking about

 

Clearly you don't, given that every single person on this thread has disagreed with you. :D

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I can't believe how you think an employer would take the same stance whether they caught you using an internet forum or looking at a pair of tits on the net!

 

how the fuck would you know? Me, I know for a fact, so shut you pie hole

 

go and find your work's internet usage policy and come back to me

 

 

Because my mate works in the IT dept for my company and told me im safe to use the net as much as long as i don't sit on it all day or look at dodgy websites (ie naked women).

 

Thats "how the fuck" I know, tbh.

 

Its pretty fucking obvious though <_<

 

I smell bullshit

 

get your maqte to post up the policy doc that says, 'howay, use the net as much as you like for whatever you want'

 

 

I don't really give a shit about the policy doc, I know what he has told me and I know my manager has seen me on the net a few times and never said a word. I also know (as most people with a brain in their heads) that looking at a forum and looking at a pair of tits would bring different reactions!

 

How the hell you cannot see this is beyond me!

 

a) it's not your boss that decides, but HR. See above posts about HR, line managers and productivity

 

:D is your mate a manager? I'd love to see you say 'but my mate said...' in a disciplinary

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I've worked in 5 different companies with workforces of 5, 15, 50, 300 and 10's of thousands. So take your 'experience' and fuck off, I know what I'm talking about

 

So...what Vicky's really saying is he's been sacked for browsing porn at work not just once but at least 5 different times! :D

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I can't believe how you think an employer would take the same stance whether they caught you using an internet forum or looking at a pair of tits on the net!

 

how the fuck would you know? Me, I know for a fact, so shut you pie hole

 

go and find your work's internet usage policy and come back to me

 

I think you'll find that in the real world (of which clearly you have very little experience), there is something of a dichotomy between the official hard line stance of a codified policy and the reality of the situation. It's very unlikely that- so long as it doesn't hamper productivity- an employer will bring disciplinary action to simple browsing of the internet. However, if they caught you looking at tits, then it'd be an entirely different matter. Pornographic material is simply not acceptable in the workplace. The odd post on a football forum is fine, provided that the task in hand is also completed to a satisfactory degree.

 

 

I've worked in 5 different companies with workforces of 5, 15, 50, 300 and 10's of thousands. So take your 'experience' and fuck off, I know what I'm talking about

 

Clearly not :D

 

Also did you ignore someones very good point about being able to use the net in their spare time (ie lunch) but not being able to look at naked women?

 

No, they said they could use the net for personal reasons, which is not browsing forums, go and read it again FFS

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I can't believe how you think an employer would take the same stance whether they caught you using an internet forum or looking at a pair of tits on the net!

 

how the fuck would you know? Me, I know for a fact, so shut you pie hole

 

go and find your work's internet usage policy and come back to me

 

 

Because my mate works in the IT dept for my company and told me im safe to use the net as much as long as i don't sit on it all day or look at dodgy websites (ie naked women).

 

Thats "how the fuck" I know, tbh.

 

Its pretty fucking obvious though :icon_lol:

 

I smell bullshit

 

get your maqte to post up the policy doc that says, 'howay, use the net as much as you like for whatever you want'

 

 

I don't really give a shit about the policy doc, I know what he has told me and I know my manager has seen me on the net a few times and never said a word. I also know (as most people with a brain in their heads) that looking at a forum and looking at a pair of tits would bring different reactions!

 

How the hell you cannot see this is beyond me!

 

a) it's not your boss that decides, but HR. See above posts about HR, line managers and productivity

 

<_< is your mate a manager? I'd love to see you say 'but my mate said...' in a disciplinary

 

Hmmm thats a new one on me, I have had to have "a little word" with my manager on a few occasions for things like over use of email and HR have never been involved.

 

But you know best, of course :D

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I've worked in 5 different companies with workforces of 5, 15, 50, 300 and 10's of thousands. So take your 'experience' and fuck off, I know what I'm talking about

 

So...what Vicky's really saying is he's been sacked for browsing porn at work not just once but at least 5 different times! :D

 

aye, there are RTM cunts like you everywhere tbh

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I've worked in 5 different companies with workforces of 5, 15, 50, 300 and 10's of thousands. So take your 'experience' and fuck off, I know what I'm talking about

 

So...what Vicky's really saying is he's been sacked for browsing porn at work not just once but at least 5 different times! :D

 

aye, there are RTM cunts like you everywhere tbh

 

<_<

 

Da da da der dahhhhhhh....I'm lovin' it! :icon_lol:

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I can't believe how you think an employer would take the same stance whether they caught you using an internet forum or looking at a pair of tits on the net!

 

how the fuck would you know? Me, I know for a fact, so shut you pie hole

 

go and find your work's internet usage policy and come back to me

 

I think you'll find that in the real world (of which clearly you have very little experience), there is something of a dichotomy between the official hard line stance of a codified policy and the reality of the situation. It's very unlikely that- so long as it doesn't hamper productivity- an employer will bring disciplinary action to simple browsing of the internet. However, if they caught you looking at tits, then it'd be an entirely different matter. Pornographic material is simply not acceptable in the workplace. The odd post on a football forum is fine, provided that the task in hand is also completed to a satisfactory degree.

 

 

I've worked in 5 different companies with workforces of 5, 15, 50, 300 and 10's of thousands. So take your 'experience' and fuck off, I know what I'm talking about

 

Clearly not :D

 

Also did you ignore someones very good point about being able to use the net in their spare time (ie lunch) but not being able to look at naked women?

 

No, they said they could use the net for personal reasons, which is not browsing forums, go and read it again FFS

 

 

Im sure someone mentioned it but can't be arsed to look through the thread. Anyway, what if someone has permission to use the net for what they like in their freetime other than looking at tits?

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I can't believe how you think an employer would take the same stance whether they caught you using an internet forum or looking at a pair of tits on the net!

 

how the fuck would you know? Me, I know for a fact, so shut you pie hole

 

go and find your work's internet usage policy and come back to me

 

 

Because my mate works in the IT dept for my company and told me im safe to use the net as much as long as i don't sit on it all day or look at dodgy websites (ie naked women).

 

Thats "how the fuck" I know, tbh.

 

Its pretty fucking obvious though :icon_lol:

 

I smell bullshit

 

get your maqte to post up the policy doc that says, 'howay, use the net as much as you like for whatever you want'

 

 

I don't really give a shit about the policy doc, I know what he has told me and I know my manager has seen me on the net a few times and never said a word. I also know (as most people with a brain in their heads) that looking at a forum and looking at a pair of tits would bring different reactions!

 

How the hell you cannot see this is beyond me!

 

a) it's not your boss that decides, but HR. See above posts about HR, line managers and productivity

 

<_< is your mate a manager? I'd love to see you say 'but my mate said...' in a disciplinary

 

Hmmm thats a new one on me, I have had to have "a little word" with my manager on a few occasions for things like over use of email and HR have never been involved.

 

But you know best, of course :D

 

what's your company's email. I'll get them to come down and re-educate you :slap:

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I've worked in 5 different companies with workforces of 5, 15, 50, 300 and 10's of thousands. So take your 'experience' and fuck off, I know what I'm talking about

 

So...what Vicky's really saying is he's been sacked for browsing porn at work not just once but at least 5 different times! <_<

 

aye, there are RTM cunts like you everywhere tbh

 

:icon_lol:

 

Da da da der dahhhhhhh....I'm lovin' it! :slap:

 

You've ruined Vic's entire life, man. :D

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I can't believe how you think an employer would take the same stance whether they caught you using an internet forum or looking at a pair of tits on the net!

 

how the fuck would you know? Me, I know for a fact, so shut you pie hole

 

go and find your work's internet usage policy and come back to me

 

I think you'll find that in the real world (of which clearly you have very little experience), there is something of a dichotomy between the official hard line stance of a codified policy and the reality of the situation. It's very unlikely that- so long as it doesn't hamper productivity- an employer will bring disciplinary action to simple browsing of the internet. However, if they caught you looking at tits, then it'd be an entirely different matter. Pornographic material is simply not acceptable in the workplace. The odd post on a football forum is fine, provided that the task in hand is also completed to a satisfactory degree.

 

 

I've worked in 5 different companies with workforces of 5, 15, 50, 300 and 10's of thousands. So take your 'experience' and fuck off, I know what I'm talking about

 

Clearly not :D

 

Also did you ignore someones very good point about being able to use the net in their spare time (ie lunch) but not being able to look at naked women?

 

No, they said they could use the net for personal reasons, which is not browsing forums, go and read it again FFS

 

 

Im sure someone mentioned it but can't be arsed to look through the thread. Anyway, what if someone has permission to use the net for what they like in their freetime other than looking at tits?

 

Jon's point is perfectly valid. I know that on my lunch break I'm allowed to do whatever I like- within reason- online with my boss pottering around the same room. He's seen me on toontastic. I do, however, know that if I had porn on my screen, he'd be less than impressed.

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God it's just so VAIN quoting oneself - but here goes. Gejon - this one's for you baby! <_<

 

incase it has escaped your fucking halfwitted brains, browsing a football forum at work is just as much grounds for being sacked as viewing a pair of tits you ridiculous hypocrytical fascist cunts

 

Erm...What about those people who are allowed to use their internet at work during lunchtimes etc - but who still have to be wary of stumbling across things that even if they're not bothered by it, some of their colleagues may well be?

You're such a tit. :D

 

:icon_lol:

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I can't believe how you think an employer would take the same stance whether they caught you using an internet forum or looking at a pair of tits on the net!

 

how the fuck would you know? Me, I know for a fact, so shut you pie hole

 

go and find your work's internet usage policy and come back to me

 

I think you'll find that in the real world (of which clearly you have very little experience), there is something of a dichotomy between the official hard line stance of a codified policy and the reality of the situation. It's very unlikely that- so long as it doesn't hamper productivity- an employer will bring disciplinary action to simple browsing of the internet. However, if they caught you looking at tits, then it'd be an entirely different matter. Pornographic material is simply not acceptable in the workplace. The odd post on a football forum is fine, provided that the task in hand is also completed to a satisfactory degree.

 

 

I've worked in 5 different companies with workforces of 5, 15, 50, 300 and 10's of thousands. So take your 'experience' and fuck off, I know what I'm talking about

 

Clearly not :D

 

Also did you ignore someones very good point about being able to use the net in their spare time (ie lunch) but not being able to look at naked women?

 

No, they said they could use the net for personal reasons, which is not browsing forums, go and read it again FFS

 

 

Im sure someone mentioned it but can't be arsed to look through the thread. Anyway, what if someone has permission to use the net for what they like in their freetime other than looking at tits?

 

Jon's point is perfectly valid. I know that on my lunch break I'm allowed to do whatever I like- within reason- online with my boss pottering around the same room. He's seen me on toontastic. I do, however, know that if I had porn on my screen, he'd be less than impressed.

 

did I say anything about lunchtimes FFS?

 

and again, it's not porn. Would you get sacked for looking at page 3 on your lunch break?

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I can't believe how you think an employer would take the same stance whether they caught you using an internet forum or looking at a pair of tits on the net!

 

how the fuck would you know? Me, I know for a fact, so shut you pie hole

 

go and find your work's internet usage policy and come back to me

 

I think you'll find that in the real world (of which clearly you have very little experience), there is something of a dichotomy between the official hard line stance of a codified policy and the reality of the situation. It's very unlikely that- so long as it doesn't hamper productivity- an employer will bring disciplinary action to simple browsing of the internet. However, if they caught you looking at tits, then it'd be an entirely different matter. Pornographic material is simply not acceptable in the workplace. The odd post on a football forum is fine, provided that the task in hand is also completed to a satisfactory degree.

 

 

I've worked in 5 different companies with workforces of 5, 15, 50, 300 and 10's of thousands. So take your 'experience' and fuck off, I know what I'm talking about

 

Clearly not :D

 

Also did you ignore someones very good point about being able to use the net in their spare time (ie lunch) but not being able to look at naked women?

 

No, they said they could use the net for personal reasons, which is not browsing forums, go and read it again FFS

 

 

Im sure someone mentioned it but can't be arsed to look through the thread. Anyway, what if someone has permission to use the net for what they like in their freetime other than looking at tits?

 

Jon's point is perfectly valid. I know that on my lunch break I'm allowed to do whatever I like- within reason- online with my boss pottering around the same room. He's seen me on toontastic. I do, however, know that if I had porn on my screen, he'd be less than impressed.

 

did I say anything about lunchtimes FFS?

 

and again, it's not porn. Would you get sacked for looking at page 3 on your lunch break?

 

If I was looking at it online, probably.

 

As for the lunchtimes bit, you've once again defeated your own argument. You don't make any coherent sense, ever. Then you get your knickers knotted when people don't understand you.

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God it's just so VAIN quoting oneself - but here goes. Gejon - this one's for you baby! <_<

 

incase it has escaped your fucking halfwitted brains, browsing a football forum at work is just as much grounds for being sacked as viewing a pair of tits you ridiculous hypocrytical fascist cunts

 

Erm...What about those people who are allowed to use their internet at work during lunchtimes etc - but who still have to be wary of stumbling across things that even if they're not bothered by it, some of their colleagues may well be?

You're such a tit. :D

 

:icon_lol:

 

obviously you can identify with the sort of twat who would be offended enough by a pair of tits to report you

 

I was forgetting you are the company arse licker

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I've worked in 5 different companies with workforces of 5, 15, 50, 300 and 10's of thousands. So take your 'experience' and fuck off, I know what I'm talking about

 

So...what Vicky's really saying is he's been sacked for browsing porn at work not just once but at least 5 different times! <_<

 

aye, there are RTM cunts like you everywhere tbh

 

:icon_lol:

 

Da da da der dahhhhhhh....I'm lovin' it! :slap:

 

You've ruined Vic's entire life, man. :D

 

he's left me exposed to your posts 100% more often, which is comparable to ruining someone's life tbh

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I can't believe how you think an employer would take the same stance whether they caught you using an internet forum or looking at a pair of tits on the net!

 

how the fuck would you know? Me, I know for a fact, so shut you pie hole

 

go and find your work's internet usage policy and come back to me

 

I think you'll find that in the real world (of which clearly you have very little experience), there is something of a dichotomy between the official hard line stance of a codified policy and the reality of the situation. It's very unlikely that- so long as it doesn't hamper productivity- an employer will bring disciplinary action to simple browsing of the internet. However, if they caught you looking at tits, then it'd be an entirely different matter. Pornographic material is simply not acceptable in the workplace. The odd post on a football forum is fine, provided that the task in hand is also completed to a satisfactory degree.

 

 

I've worked in 5 different companies with workforces of 5, 15, 50, 300 and 10's of thousands. So take your 'experience' and fuck off, I know what I'm talking about

 

Clearly not :D

 

Also did you ignore someones very good point about being able to use the net in their spare time (ie lunch) but not being able to look at naked women?

 

No, they said they could use the net for personal reasons, which is not browsing forums, go and read it again FFS

 

 

Im sure someone mentioned it but can't be arsed to look through the thread. Anyway, what if someone has permission to use the net for what they like in their freetime other than looking at tits?

 

Jon's point is perfectly valid. I know that on my lunch break I'm allowed to do whatever I like- within reason- online with my boss pottering around the same room. He's seen me on toontastic. I do, however, know that if I had porn on my screen, he'd be less than impressed.

 

did I say anything about lunchtimes FFS?

 

and again, it's not porn. Would you get sacked for looking at page 3 on your lunch break?

 

He has a point there. If you class that picture as porn then you have led a very sheltered life. I`m sure if a boss saw that on your screen but you explained it was on a football site there would be no disciplinary action taken. I certainly wouldn`t take any on my staff. You see worse in FHM and Zoo these days don`t you.

 

Personally I think it was just an excuse to get rid of you mate.

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God it's just so VAIN quoting oneself - but here goes. Gejon - this one's for you baby! :icon_lol:

 

incase it has escaped your fucking halfwitted brains, browsing a football forum at work is just as much grounds for being sacked as viewing a pair of tits you ridiculous hypocrytical fascist cunts

 

Erm...What about those people who are allowed to use their internet at work during lunchtimes etc - but who still have to be wary of stumbling across things that even if they're not bothered by it, some of their colleagues may well be?

You're such a tit. :D

 

:slap:

 

obviously you can identify with the sort of twat who would be offended enough by a pair of tits to report you

 

I was forgetting you are the company arse licker

 

Offended by a pair of tits? Moi?

 

Well, yes, tbh - so longh as we're talking about you and thompers...that's true. <_<

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did I say anything about lunchtimes FFS?

 

and again, it's not porn. Would you get sacked for looking at page 3 on your lunch break?

 

He has a point there. If you class that picture as porn then you have led a very sheltered life. I`m sure if a boss saw that on your screen but you explained it was on a football site there would be no disciplinary action taken. I certainly wouldn`t take any on my staff. You see worse in FHM and Zoo these days don`t you.

 

Personally I think it was just an excuse to get rid of you mate.

Mind, I'd sack on the spot anyone who read FHM or Zoo, just as a matter of taste.

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