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About GeordieMessiah

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  • Birthday September 27

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  1. Which one of you nutters is it, then? http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/gosforth-high-street-police-incident-12825431 Where's Christmas Tree?
  2. It's in the Daily Mail so it must be true. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3546279/Survey-shows-celebrities-dying-year.html
  3. About fucking time: http://newsthump.com/2016/01/20/academy-to-introduce-best-negro-oscar-category/
  4. Yeah, it's definitely going to take a while to sink in.
  5. Belatedly, happy fortieth birthday, ginger Prince.
  6. Pinas was a major disappointment, especially considering Dalglish had told the press how much he was looking forward to seeing Pinas lob Seaman from the half way line.
  7. If your neighbours see you digging up the patio, you'll arouse suspicions. Probably best bury her elsewhere.
  8. Cheers. I celebrated, much like yourself, with some pork scratchings.
  9. I know you're a big David Cameron bum boy but honestly, is that the silhouette of a pig protruding from your groin area?
  10. You forgot to mention the bit about wanting to clip the BBC's wings. On the upside, at least we know that Cameron won't tolerate people rewriting their Wikipedia profiles. This is a government of high standards and even higher ideals.
  11. Just waiting the inevitable announcement by Club officials that the team will run into the pitch next season to this new tune: Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk 4 Beta
  12. Taffer - if you've got your heart set on working in the filthy, depraved, ruthless, back-stabbing world of parliamentary politics then this website will be invaluable to you: http://www.w4mp.org/
  13. Psychic Ant is right. Cheers.
  14. Is the password rest functionality on here actually working? Or is there a problem at the moment? I tried to update my password but it keeps saying I need to fill the whole form in, even though I think I did exactly that?