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Vic has got some anger management issues that need to be addressed. He's so agressive. Like a snappy chihuahua.

 

I'd like to see him on the Dog Whisperer.

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did I say anything about lunchtimes FFS?

 

and again, it's not porn. Would you get sacked for looking at page 3 on your lunch break?

 

He has a point there. If you class that picture as porn then you have led a very sheltered life. I`m sure if a boss saw that on your screen but you explained it was on a football site there would be no disciplinary action taken. I certainly wouldn`t take any on my staff. You see worse in FHM and Zoo these days don`t you.

 

Personally I think it was just an excuse to get rid of you mate.

Mind, I'd sack on the spot anyone who read FHM or Zoo, just as a matter of taste.

 

Heh yeah its crap thats why I wasn`t sure if it was the same type of content. These magazines are on normal shelves not covered though I think. They sell them in Tescos.

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did I say anything about lunchtimes FFS?

 

and again, it's not porn. Would you get sacked for looking at page 3 on your lunch break?

 

He has a point there. If you class that picture as porn then you have led a very sheltered life. I`m sure if a boss saw that on your screen but you explained it was on a football site there would be no disciplinary action taken. I certainly wouldn`t take any on my staff. You see worse in FHM and Zoo these days don`t you.

 

Personally I think it was just an excuse to get rid of you mate.

Mind, I'd sack on the spot anyone who read FHM or Zoo, just as a matter of taste.

:D Or Nuts.

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Vic, just fuck off man. You're such a bloody loser you make J69 look like the bastion of coolness. It's a message board and you rightly got a ban for posting what some people would deem pornographic material.

 

You can't lecture anyone on anything, mate. Afterall, weren't you the numpty who asked if a girl politely letting you down meant she really wanted you? :D

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Vic, just fuck off man. You're such a bloody loser you make J69 look like the bastion of coolness. It's a message board and you rightly got a ban for posting what some people would deem pornographic material.

 

You can't lecture anyone on anything, mate. Afterall, weren't you the numpty who asked if a girl politely letting you down meant she really wanted you? :D

 

 

to be fair to the lad she went out on a "pre-date" with him, cock teasing hussy that she is!

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Vic, just fuck off man. You're such a bloody loser you make J69 look like the bastion of coolness. It's a message board and you rightly got a ban for posting what some people would deem pornographic material.

 

You can't lecture anyone on anything, mate. Afterall, weren't you the numpty who asked if a girl politely letting you down meant she really wanted you? :D

 

 

to be fair to the lad she went out on a "pre-date" with him, cock teasing hussy that she is!

 

Pre-date? Does that mean she sat in his room while he posted pictures of tits on forums?

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Vic, just fuck off man. You're such a bloody loser you make J69 look like the bastion of coolness. It's a message board and you rightly got a ban for posting what some people would deem pornographic material.

 

You can't lecture anyone on anything, mate. Afterall, weren't you the numpty who asked if a girl politely letting you down meant she really wanted you? :D

 

 

to be fair to the lad she went out on a "pre-date" with him, cock teasing hussy that she is!

 

too fucking right

 

I'm still in contact with her btw, we had coffee the other day. I will prevail, it's justa matter of playing the long game now. Or rohypnol.

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Vic, just fuck off man. You're such a bloody loser you make J69 look like the bastion of coolness. It's a message board and you rightly got a ban for posting what some people would deem pornographic material.

 

You can't lecture anyone on anything, mate. Afterall, weren't you the numpty who asked if a girl politely letting you down meant she really wanted you? :D

 

 

to be fair to the lad she went out on a "pre-date" with him, cock teasing hussy that she is!

 

too fucking right

 

I'm still in contact with her btw, we had coffee the other day. I will prevail, it's justa matter of playing the long game now. Or rohypnol.

 

Yeah, I'm sure that once she has a chance to actually spend time with you and get to know you a bit better, she'll see the error of her ways. <_<

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Vic, just fuck off man. You're such a bloody loser you make J69 look like the bastion of coolness. It's a message board and you rightly got a ban for posting what some people would deem pornographic material.

 

You can't lecture anyone on anything, mate. Afterall, weren't you the numpty who asked if a girl politely letting you down meant she really wanted you? :D

 

 

to be fair to the lad she went out on a "pre-date" with him, cock teasing hussy that she is!

 

too fucking right

 

I'm still in contact with her btw, we had coffee the other day. I will prevail, it's justa matter of playing the long game now. Or rohypnol.

 

 

I think you should get the message tbh, you remind me of a bloke i used to work with. Was after this girl for ages even though she blatantly said she didnt like him to his face on numerous occasions. He was certain she would change her mind and often sent her an email when a new film came out asking if she would go and see it <_<

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Vic, just fuck off man. You're such a bloody loser you make J69 look like the bastion of coolness. It's a message board and you rightly got a ban for posting what some people would deem pornographic material.

 

You can't lecture anyone on anything, mate. Afterall, weren't you the numpty who asked if a girl politely letting you down meant she really wanted you? :D

 

 

to be fair to the lad she went out on a "pre-date" with him, cock teasing hussy that she is!

 

too fucking right

 

I'm still in contact with her btw, we had coffee the other day. I will prevail, it's justa matter of playing the long game now. Or rohypnol.

 

Yeah, I'm sure that once she has a chance to actually spend time with you and get to know you a bit better, she'll see the error of her ways. <_<

 

spend time with her most weeks actually. Probably counts as a succesfull relationship in your eyes tbh

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Vic, just fuck off man. You're such a bloody loser you make J69 look like the bastion of coolness. It's a message board and you rightly got a ban for posting what some people would deem pornographic material.

 

You can't lecture anyone on anything, mate. Afterall, weren't you the numpty who asked if a girl politely letting you down meant she really wanted you? :D

 

 

to be fair to the lad she went out on a "pre-date" with him, cock teasing hussy that she is!

 

too fucking right

 

I'm still in contact with her btw, we had coffee the other day. I will prevail, it's justa matter of playing the long game now. Or rohypnol.

 

Yeah, I'm sure that once she has a chance to actually spend time with you and get to know you a bit better, she'll see the error of her ways. :icon_lol:

 

spend time with her most weeks actually. Probably counts as a succesfull relationship in your eyes tbh

 

She's in one of your lectures, right? <_<

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Vic, just fuck off man. You're such a bloody loser you make J69 look like the bastion of coolness. It's a message board and you rightly got a ban for posting what some people would deem pornographic material.

 

You can't lecture anyone on anything, mate. Afterall, weren't you the numpty who asked if a girl politely letting you down meant she really wanted you? :D

 

 

to be fair to the lad she went out on a "pre-date" with him, cock teasing hussy that she is!

 

too fucking right

 

I'm still in contact with her btw, we had coffee the other day. I will prevail, it's justa matter of playing the long game now. Or rohypnol.

 

 

I think you should get the message tbh, you remind me of a bloke i used to work with. Was after this girl for ages even though she blatantly said she didnt like him to his face on numerous occasions. He was certain she would change her mind and often sent her an email when a new film came out asking if she would go and see it <_<

 

 

As if. We're mates, I've known that since the first knock back tbh. Still, I still wouldn't say no. I tend to fancy fit birds Jon, unlike yourself :icon_lol:

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Vic, just fuck off man. You're such a bloody loser you make J69 look like the bastion of coolness. It's a message board and you rightly got a ban for posting what some people would deem pornographic material.

 

You can't lecture anyone on anything, mate. Afterall, weren't you the numpty who asked if a girl politely letting you down meant she really wanted you? :D

 

 

to be fair to the lad she went out on a "pre-date" with him, cock teasing hussy that she is!

 

too fucking right

 

I'm still in contact with her btw, we had coffee the other day. I will prevail, it's justa matter of playing the long game now. Or rohypnol.

 

Yeah, I'm sure that once she has a chance to actually spend time with you and get to know you a bit better, she'll see the error of her ways. :icon_lol:

 

spend time with her most weeks actually. Probably counts as a succesfull relationship in your eyes tbh

 

I'm not going to brag, but you don't know how wrong you are. <_<

 

But, hey, don't turn this on me, the guy with the really great girlfriend. We should talk more about you and this girl who just can't get rid of you.

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Vic, just fuck off man. You're such a bloody loser you make J69 look like the bastion of coolness. It's a message board and you rightly got a ban for posting what some people would deem pornographic material.

 

You can't lecture anyone on anything, mate. Afterall, weren't you the numpty who asked if a girl politely letting you down meant she really wanted you? :D

 

 

to be fair to the lad she went out on a "pre-date" with him, cock teasing hussy that she is!

 

too fucking right

 

I'm still in contact with her btw, we had coffee the other day. I will prevail, it's justa matter of playing the long game now. Or rohypnol.

 

 

I think you should get the message tbh, you remind me of a bloke i used to work with. Was after this girl for ages even though she blatantly said she didnt like him to his face on numerous occasions. He was certain she would change her mind and often sent her an email when a new film came out asking if she would go and see it <_<

 

 

As if. We're mates, I've known that since the first knock back tbh. Still, I still wouldn't say no. I tend to fancy fit birds Jon, unlike yourself :icon_lol:

 

If you're mates, why are you still clearly obsessed with her? Is it just because she's the only girl to ever actually talk to you beyond 'fuck off, ugly'?

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Vic, just fuck off man. You're such a bloody loser you make J69 look like the bastion of coolness. It's a message board and you rightly got a ban for posting what some people would deem pornographic material.

 

You can't lecture anyone on anything, mate. Afterall, weren't you the numpty who asked if a girl politely letting you down meant she really wanted you? :D

 

 

to be fair to the lad she went out on a "pre-date" with him, cock teasing hussy that she is!

 

too fucking right

 

I'm still in contact with her btw, we had coffee the other day. I will prevail, it's justa matter of playing the long game now. Or rohypnol.

 

Yeah, I'm sure that once she has a chance to actually spend time with you and get to know you a bit better, she'll see the error of her ways. :icon_lol:

 

spend time with her most weeks actually. Probably counts as a succesfull relationship in your eyes tbh

 

She's in one of your lectures, right? <_<

 

1 last year, although I met her before I even knew that (it was a class of 100). Not this year though, but like I say, we're mates. The fuckbuddies bit will come later....

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Vic, just fuck off man. You're such a bloody loser you make J69 look like the bastion of coolness. It's a message board and you rightly got a ban for posting what some people would deem pornographic material.

 

You can't lecture anyone on anything, mate. Afterall, weren't you the numpty who asked if a girl politely letting you down meant she really wanted you? :D

 

 

to be fair to the lad she went out on a "pre-date" with him, cock teasing hussy that she is!

 

too fucking right

 

I'm still in contact with her btw, we had coffee the other day. I will prevail, it's justa matter of playing the long game now. Or rohypnol.

 

 

I think you should get the message tbh, you remind me of a bloke i used to work with. Was after this girl for ages even though she blatantly said she didnt like him to his face on numerous occasions. He was certain she would change her mind and often sent her an email when a new film came out asking if she would go and see it <_<

 

 

As if. We're mates, I've known that since the first knock back tbh. Still, I still wouldn't say no. I tend to fancy fit birds Jon, unlike yourself :icon_lol:

 

If you're mates, why are you still clearly obsessed with her? Is it just because she's the only girl to ever actually talk to you beyond 'fuck off, ugly'?

 

what? you think I can't hold myself back and gonna jump her when we're out together? Don't you fancy any of your mates? Girls I mean.

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Vic, just fuck off man. You're such a bloody loser you make J69 look like the bastion of coolness. It's a message board and you rightly got a ban for posting what some people would deem pornographic material.

 

You can't lecture anyone on anything, mate. Afterall, weren't you the numpty who asked if a girl politely letting you down meant she really wanted you? :D

 

 

to be fair to the lad she went out on a "pre-date" with him, cock teasing hussy that she is!

 

too fucking right

 

I'm still in contact with her btw, we had coffee the other day. I will prevail, it's justa matter of playing the long game now. Or rohypnol.

 

Yeah, I'm sure that once she has a chance to actually spend time with you and get to know you a bit better, she'll see the error of her ways. :icon_lol:

 

spend time with her most weeks actually. Probably counts as a succesfull relationship in your eyes tbh

 

She's in one of your lectures, right? <_<

 

1 last year, although I met her before I even knew that (it was a class of 100). Not this year though, but like I say, we're mates. The fuckbuddies bit will come later....

 

I don't want to burst your bubble, but if she didn't find you attractive enough to have sex with last year, she's never going to, especially considering your lack of personality.

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Vic, just fuck off man. You're such a bloody loser you make J69 look like the bastion of coolness. It's a message board and you rightly got a ban for posting what some people would deem pornographic material.

 

You can't lecture anyone on anything, mate. Afterall, weren't you the numpty who asked if a girl politely letting you down meant she really wanted you? :D

 

 

to be fair to the lad she went out on a "pre-date" with him, cock teasing hussy that she is!

 

too fucking right

 

I'm still in contact with her btw, we had coffee the other day. I will prevail, it's justa matter of playing the long game now. Or rohypnol.

 

 

I think you should get the message tbh, you remind me of a bloke i used to work with. Was after this girl for ages even though she blatantly said she didnt like him to his face on numerous occasions. He was certain she would change her mind and often sent her an email when a new film came out asking if she would go and see it <_<

 

 

As if. We're mates, I've known that since the first knock back tbh. Still, I still wouldn't say no. I tend to fancy fit birds Jon, unlike yourself :icon_lol:

 

Or you tend to fancy girls clearly out of your league, hence you are just "mates"

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Vic, just fuck off man. You're such a bloody loser you make J69 look like the bastion of coolness. It's a message board and you rightly got a ban for posting what some people would deem pornographic material.

 

You can't lecture anyone on anything, mate. Afterall, weren't you the numpty who asked if a girl politely letting you down meant she really wanted you? :D

 

 

to be fair to the lad she went out on a "pre-date" with him, cock teasing hussy that she is!

 

too fucking right

 

I'm still in contact with her btw, we had coffee the other day. I will prevail, it's justa matter of playing the long game now. Or rohypnol.

 

 

I think you should get the message tbh, you remind me of a bloke i used to work with. Was after this girl for ages even though she blatantly said she didnt like him to his face on numerous occasions. He was certain she would change her mind and often sent her an email when a new film came out asking if she would go and see it <_<

 

 

As if. We're mates, I've known that since the first knock back tbh. Still, I still wouldn't say no. I tend to fancy fit birds Jon, unlike yourself :icon_lol:

 

If you're mates, why are you still clearly obsessed with her? Is it just because she's the only girl to ever actually talk to you beyond 'fuck off, ugly'?

 

what? you think I can't hold myself back and gonna jump her when we're out together? Don't you fancy any of your mates? Girls I mean.

 

No, I don't. Firstly because all of my better girl friends are ones there was never any physical attraction with, and secondly because I'm currently seeing someone I am more than content with and I've pretty much lost interest in other girls in a 'fancying' sense.

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Vic, just fuck off man. You're such a bloody loser you make J69 look like the bastion of coolness. It's a message board and you rightly got a ban for posting what some people would deem pornographic material.

 

You can't lecture anyone on anything, mate. Afterall, weren't you the numpty who asked if a girl politely letting you down meant she really wanted you? :D

 

 

to be fair to the lad she went out on a "pre-date" with him, cock teasing hussy that she is!

 

too fucking right

 

I'm still in contact with her btw, we had coffee the other day. I will prevail, it's justa matter of playing the long game now. Or rohypnol.

 

 

I think you should get the message tbh, you remind me of a bloke i used to work with. Was after this girl for ages even though she blatantly said she didnt like him to his face on numerous occasions. He was certain she would change her mind and often sent her an email when a new film came out asking if she would go and see it <_<

 

 

As if. We're mates, I've known that since the first knock back tbh. Still, I still wouldn't say no. I tend to fancy fit birds Jon, unlike yourself :slap:

 

Or you tend to fancy girls clearly out of your league, hence you are just "mates"

 

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Not really surprising she doesn't fancy him, considering the likely age difference...best result Vic could get would be for her to let him be her "sugar daddy"...if only he had some money, eh? :D

 

Think thats the least of his worries but he probably is known as the "embarrasing dad" of the group.

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Not really surprising she doesn't fancy him, considering the likely age difference...best result Vic could get would be for her to let him be her "sugar daddy"...if only he had some money, eh? <_<

 

Think thats the least of his worries but he probably is known as the "embarrasing dad" of the group.

 

I always had him down as about 13! :D

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Not really surprising she doesn't fancy him, considering the likely age difference...best result Vic could get would be for her to let him be her "sugar daddy"...if only he had some money, eh? <_<

 

Think thats the least of his worries but he probably is known as the "embarrasing dad" of the group.

 

I always had him down as about 13! :D

 

 

28 hanging around with 18-20 year olds, basically the Fonz without the motorbike or jacket.

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Not really surprising she doesn't fancy him, considering the likely age difference...best result Vic could get would be for her to let him be her "sugar daddy"...if only he had some money, eh? :icon_lol:

 

Think thats the least of his worries but he probably is known as the "embarrasing dad" of the group.

 

I always had him down as about 13! :icon_lol:

 

 

28 hanging around with 18-20 year olds, basically the Fonz without the motorbike or jacket.

 

28, desperately single and still at University? :D<_<:icon_lol::slap:

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