Guest stevieintoon Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 (edited) A while ago there was a survey done about cities with the fattest characters. Contrary to national belief (mainly caused by five bellies and the ridiculous Keith "Beffy" Roberts pictured below), Newcastle was only mid table for fat characters. Stoke, Manchester and Liverpool were the top 3, we were only 15th. If everybody that entered every Premiership football grounds was weighed and the average weight given, which club would have the fattest characters and which club would have the slimmest characters based on your opinion of the Premiership clubs and fatties you've seen. Skinniest first 1. Fulham 2. Chelsea 3. Arsenal 4. Watford 5. Tottenham Hotspur 6. Reading 7. Newcastle United 8. Charlton Atheletic 9. West Ham United 10. Portsmouth 11. Sheffield United 12. Blackburn 13. Liverpool - average weight lower due to Devon/Norway/Sweden/Denmark influence at Anfield 14. Middlesbrough 15. Manchester United - average weight lower due to Japanese presence 16. Everton 17. Bolton 18. Wigan Athletic 19. Aston Villa 20. Manchester City Edited January 23, 2007 by stevieintoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invicta_Toon 0 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 never knew micheals shields dad supported west ham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 @ that Villa blob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevieintoon Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 (edited) @ that Villa blob. I personally know a Villa fan who got down to 29 stone from 38 stone, it's not the lad pictured neither. If you lived in Birmingham what else is there to do though apart from comfort eat? Edited January 23, 2007 by stevieintoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35461 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 @ that Villa blob. I personally know a Villa fan who got down to 29 stone from 38 stone, it's not the lad pictured neither. If you lived in Birmingham what else is there to do though apart from comfort eat? Cadbury World is there as well which probably doesn't help. Your mate could probably have got a job as an oompah loompah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevieintoon Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 @ that Villa blob. I personally know a Villa fan who got down to 29 stone from 38 stone, it's not the lad pictured neither. If you lived in Birmingham what else is there to do though apart from comfort eat? Cadbury World is there as well which probably doesn't help. Your mate could probably have got a job as an oompah loompah. He could be an umpa lumpa in theory, but the reason he couldn't is because he needed this machine and a mask that made him look like Darth Vadar on his head for 12 hours a day, to keep him breathing. He was so fat he needed help breathing. He's not my friend neither he's someone I know that tells everyone he's lost 9 stone with pride but neglects to mention he had his stomach stapled which means it was inevitable anyway. The heaviest I've ever been is 16 and a half stone, my weight goes up and down regularly between 13 and 16 stone, I was actually depressed at my weight when I was 16 and a half and I'm tall, so fuck knows how people who are 30 odd stone must feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35461 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 @ that Villa blob. I personally know a Villa fan who got down to 29 stone from 38 stone, it's not the lad pictured neither. If you lived in Birmingham what else is there to do though apart from comfort eat? Cadbury World is there as well which probably doesn't help. Your mate could probably have got a job as an oompah loompah. He could be an umpa lumpa in theory, but the reason he couldn't is because he needed this machine and a mask that made him look like Darth Vadar on his head for 12 hours a day, to keep him breathing. He was so fat he needed help breathing. He's not my friend neither he's someone I know that tells everyone he's lost 9 stone with pride but neglects to mention he had his stomach stapled which means it was inevitable anyway. The heaviest I've ever been is 16 and a half stone, my weight goes up and down regularly between 13 and 16 stone, I was actually depressed at my weight when I was 16 and a half and I'm tall, so fuck knows how people who are 30 odd stone must feel. At 30 odd stone the strain on your heart must be pretty close to killing you. That's some weight to get to without remedying the problem. I tend to be anywhere between 14.5 and just over 15. Tall as well like, so it's well hidden............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 When I breach 15 stone I'm always heartily ashamed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 @ that Villa blob. I personally know a Villa fan who got down to 29 stone from 38 stone, it's not the lad pictured neither. If you lived in Birmingham what else is there to do though apart from comfort eat? Cadbury World is there as well which probably doesn't help. Your mate could probably have got a job as an oompah loompah. He could be an umpa lumpa in theory, but the reason he couldn't is because he needed this machine and a mask that made him look like Darth Vadar on his head for 12 hours a day, to keep him breathing. He was so fat he needed help breathing. He's not my friend neither he's someone I know that tells everyone he's lost 9 stone with pride but neglects to mention he had his stomach stapled which means it was inevitable anyway. The heaviest I've ever been is 16 and a half stone, my weight goes up and down regularly between 13 and 16 stone, I was actually depressed at my weight when I was 16 and a half and I'm tall, so fuck knows how people who are 30 odd stone must feel. At 30 odd stone the strain on your heart must be pretty close to killing you. That's some weight to get to without remedying the problem. I tend to be anywhere between 14.5 and just over 15. Tall as well like, so it's well hidden............... Notice how Gemmill ALWAYS mentions his height after telling us how much he weighs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35461 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Fuck off, nipple-foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.../\......\o/... 0 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 9 1/2 here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 9 1/2 here How heavy are you then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35461 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 9 1/2 here Eh? Are you a dwarf?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.../\......\o/... 0 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 9 1/2 here Eh? Are you a dwarf?? 6ft 1" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35461 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 9 1/2 here Eh? Are you a dwarf?? 6ft 1" No way! Have you been in a concentration camp or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 9 1/2 here Eh? Are you a dwarf?? 6ft 1" No way! Have you been in a concentration camp or something? Mike TV out of the latest Willie Wonka tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9216 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 13 here and 6' but Gemmil will have you believe I'm 20 stone and 4'8" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35461 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 You're not 6', I don't care how many times you try and claim that you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6321 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 You're not 6', I don't care how many times you try and claim that you are. Seconded! And I'd argue he's more than half a stone heaver than me too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatful Of Hollow 0 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 (edited) Just over 12 and 6'3. Edited January 23, 2007 by Hatful Of Hollow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9216 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Seconded! And I'd argue he's more than half a stone heaver than me too! Your second point is valid. At the time we met, I would have been about 14stone. but I've shed the weight over christmas and continued it into the new year. your first point is fubar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Seconded! And I'd argue he's more than half a stone heaver than me too! Your second point is valid. At the time we met, I would have been about 14stone. but I've shed the weight over christmas and continued it into the new year. your first point is fubar. And grown taller? Ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6321 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Seconded! And I'd argue he's more than half a stone heaver than me too! Your second point is valid. At the time we met, I would have been about 14stone. but I've shed the weight over christmas and continued it into the new year. your first point is fubar. I'm 5ft 10 and 12½ stone. There's no way on god's green earth that your BMI is less than mine. You were also on eye level with me so either you're lying your arse off or you walk with buckled legs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9216 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Seconded! And I'd argue he's more than half a stone heaver than me too! Your second point is valid. At the time we met, I would have been about 14stone. but I've shed the weight over christmas and continued it into the new year. :rolleyes: your first point is fubar. I'm 5ft 10 and 12½ stone. There's no way on god's green earth that your BMI is less than mine. You were also on eye level with me so either you're lying your arse off or you walk with buckled legs! BMI is bollocks. In any case, I am honestly 13 stone. and eye level? we were sitting down knobhed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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