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question for the boys then....If your lass/wife/girlfriend/significant other etc was going out on the lash with a group of lads would that be "ok" or would there be questions asked ???

 

The wife just bluetoothed a set of filthy pictures of naked muscley blokes from the phone of a guy she works with.

 

I reckon he's pretending to be gay to score chicks though - you know it makes sense!

 

As for friends, I don't need them, I've got my flying reaper monkeys....

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Wacky is blatently Alan Partridge btw.

 

"I've probably got more friends than you've got cows. How many cows have you got?"

"I've got a hundred cattle."

"Yeah, I've got a hundred and four friends."

 

If you stopped sitting in the house ripping off other peoples film reviews off and wanking over movie posters, you too could maybe, just maybe make some friends.

 

So put your calipers on and get out the house you loner :D

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Wacky is blatently Alan Partridge btw.

 

"I've probably got more friends than you've got cows. How many cows have you got?"

"I've got a hundred cattle."

"Yeah, I've got a hundred and four friends."

 

If you stopped sitting in the house ripping off other peoples film reviews off and wanking over movie posters, you too could maybe, just maybe make some friends.

 

So put your calipers on and get out the house you loner :D

 

:D

 

You protest too much man.

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At what stage do you think they'd fall into your arms? The moment you revealed you'd deceived them about being fruit, your cock in hand...

 

You've spotted the flaw in the plan here. It took me quite a bit longer and a sore face to discover that. :lol:

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I've lost contact with the majority of "friends" from school and my village. Deliberately on the most part, but some just by neglect.

 

I've kept in contact with the ones who put as much as I did, into whatever kind of friendship we had.

 

sounds pompous, but to be fair I was screwed over by a fair few "mates" and I don't really miss any of them. There's still a couple who I'm in contact with, that frankly I could live without. I stay in touch through habit alone.

 

However, I've a core group of about 5 mates who are thick as thieves and whose other halves find our relationships a problem.

 

those I've know for a mix... some only 3 years or so, others I've known because our folks were friends before we turned up.

You sound popular mate :razz::rolleyes:

 

 

Well you lot all adore me so that's something :icon_lol:

 

to be fair I've a bunch of people I know and who I can have a drink with, but I wouldn't call em up for a pint when I was blue... I guess for me it's how much you can rely on them and how much of your time you're willing to give up for them.

 

Anyway, people tend to dissappoint you so it's best to stick with the ones that are tried an tested :lol:

 

 

:rolleyes:

I was joking Mr. Defensive ;)

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There'a a squad of about twenty five of us who still drink together regularly, about ten of them I've went right through school with from Infants and the rest I met when starting senior school and continued to socialise with them ever since.

 

I was just thinking about this the other day and there's not one that I haven't known for less than 18 years and some of them I've known for around twent eight years.

 

Quite a few of the girlfriends seemed to find it quite hard to come to terms with the fact that we've all known each other so long and one of them even done her best to try and get her lad to cut all ties with the rest of us because she was jealous that we speak to each other nearly every day....weird.

 

Anyone else got long term mates with jealous girlfriends?

 

 

So I'm not a mate then based on the fact I've only known you for about 4-5 years?

 

Just wanted to know where I stand! :icon_lol:

 

Wor lass tries to make out that my mates aren't proper mates cos they don't do certain things. It's basically cos she's got nee mates hersekf and hates the fact that I have a clsoe circle of mates about 8 strong.

 

Wacky do you not get lost among the 25 strong group of lads? Caught up under their feet and that? :lol:

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