Steve 0 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 To try and take this forum back to some kind of normalcy... here is a thread to tease the Aussie. I'm seriously pissed off here. I have flown halfway around the world just to come to see my mate get married. I'm not the best man, but I do get to stand next to the best man so I can pretend to be important while not really doing anything. I've paid a shitload in terms of airfares, car hire, suit hire, wedding presents, all of that, and having come back to Melbourne all the way from Southampton has been quite a trek. (I did stop in Perth on the way, and I am going back to Perth on my way back to England, but that's a whole other story. ) Anyway, the wedding is on Saturday. Right now, Melbourne time it is Thursday night. And what have I managed to get about 36 hours before the fucking wedding ceremony? Conjuntivitis. My right eye is as infected as fuck. I have eye drops but they aren't helping. My eye is more infected than a hooker on the streets of St Kilda and I have to hope it goes away after spending over 1000 pounds (I don't know how to get the symbol up on an Aussie keyboard) to get here for this wedding. Fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6321 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Grandma, what BIG eyes you've got!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted September 15, 2005 Author Share Posted September 15, 2005 You're just jealous that your eyes aren't as hot as mine. Well, mine would be hot is the RIGHT ONE WASN'T FUCKING INFECTED!@!#@*)#*!)(*@# Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 (edited) Get absolutely legless before the wedding. Hopefully your left eye will looks as bad as the right come the photos. Edited September 15, 2005 by Sima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6321 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Get yourself back to Blighty, I'm sure Manc-mag will lick it clean for ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted September 15, 2005 Author Share Posted September 15, 2005 Get absolutely legless before the wedding. Hopefully your left eye will looks as bad as the right come the photos. 33607[/snapback] Ummm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I could get rid of that in photoshop if it helps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6321 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Get absolutely legless before the wedding. Hopefully your left eye will looks as bad as the right come the photos. 33607[/snapback] Ummm... 33612[/snapback] Think this one is more appropriate at the moment..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I could get rid of that in photoshop if it helps? 33615[/snapback] Not unless he wears a mask for the wedding tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted September 15, 2005 Author Share Posted September 15, 2005 And cover my stunningly handsome face? It would be a tragedy, think of all the single girls that'll be at this wedding. Even if I am spoken for, at least give them something to hope for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 And cover my stunningly handsome face? It would be a tragedy, think of all the single girls that'll be at this wedding. Even if I am spoken for, at least give them something to hope for. 33629[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 (edited) Or Lou in his youth Edited September 15, 2005 by Sima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I think the conjunctivitis thing is a scam.....dont look into the eyes, he's trying to hypnotise us all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 (edited) HYPNOTOAD!!! Edited September 15, 2005 by Sima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted September 15, 2005 Author Share Posted September 15, 2005 And cover my stunningly handsome face? It would be a tragedy, think of all the single girls that'll be at this wedding. Even if I am spoken for, at least give them something to hope for. 33629[/snapback] 33633[/snapback] If my eyes could physically roll right now they would be. I'm hotter than Toady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 And cover my stunningly handsome face? It would be a tragedy, think of all the single girls that'll be at this wedding. Even if I am spoken for, at least give them something to hope for. 33629[/snapback] 33633[/snapback] If my eyes could physically roll right now they would be. I'm hotter than Toady. 33643[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 33645[/snapback] He's from New Zealand tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6321 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 And cover my stunningly handsome face? It would be a tragedy, think of all the single girls that'll be at this wedding. Even if I am spoken for, at least give them something to hope for. 33629[/snapback] 33633[/snapback] If my eyes could physically roll right now they would be. I'm hotter than Toady. 33643[/snapback] 33645[/snapback] My god, I think you've found an Aussie who loves himself more than Steve!! (If that's possible! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted September 15, 2005 Author Share Posted September 15, 2005 33645[/snapback] Maybe before I shaved my head, but not now. Keep trying Gol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6321 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 He's from New Zealand tbh. 33651[/snapback] He was born in New Zealand, he is an Australian citizen.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 33645[/snapback] Maybe before I shaved my head, but not now. Keep trying Gol. 33655[/snapback] *opens photoshop* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Maybe before I shaved my head, but not now. Keep trying Gol. 33655[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 He's from New Zealand tbh. 33651[/snapback] He was born in New Zealand, he is an Australian citizen.... 33657[/snapback] Potato, Potatoe..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted September 15, 2005 Author Share Posted September 15, 2005 But it really hurts guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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