sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 (edited) A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.  She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.    He asks the lady 'Do you have a vagina'.  She slams the door in disgust.    The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man  and he asks the same question of the woman 'Do you have a vagina'.    She slams the door again.    Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has  happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving  and concerned voice 'Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just  in case this guy shows up again'.    The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door.    The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice 'Honey, I'm going to  hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to  answer yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with  it'.    She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.    Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same  question.    Do you have vagina'.......  'Yes' she says.......    The man replies.. 'Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave  my wife's alone and start using yours ?' Edited December 10, 2007 by sweetleftpeg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Dave, that's fucking shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 15535 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Bring back Shinton! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 10, 2007 Author Share Posted December 10, 2007 Fickle bastids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 It's no bad but it's no great imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 81 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 (edited) Bring back Shinton!   your wish is my command  Lad says to his girlfriend can we play a little game tonite, I have three flavored condoms.   I will put one on and you tell me which flavor I'm wearing.     Girlfriend jumps in bed, head straight under the covers and shouts out cheese and onion    He shouts .......... . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .  . . gimmie a chance Edited December 10, 2007 by bobbyshinton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28572 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 /me poinst to the door  OUT SLP Son! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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