Happy Face 29 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Do you have a little German in you? No? Want one? That what Isegrim said to Happy Face's aunty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8948 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Do you have a little German in you? No? Want one? That what Isegrim said to Happy Face's aunty? Don't worry, I only chat up taxi drivers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Do you have a little German in you? No? Want one? That what Isegrim said to Happy Face's aunty? Don't worry, I only chat up taxi drivers... Plus, by the time you actually got there she was fast asleep.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Is that the phone or your knickers ringing? Viz? Quality that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8948 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Do you have a little German in you? No? Want one? That what Isegrim said to Happy Face's aunty? Don't worry, I only chat up taxi drivers... Plus, by the time you actually got there she was fast asleep.. See, I am not even good at chatting up taxi drivers. I thought the line "wanna drive me home?" would really get them going... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Have you guys ever met a woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Sid The Sexists best work was... Here pet, you like chicken? Well Suck me cock it's fowl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 Have you guys ever met a woman? Coming from you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3284 Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 For me the one of the best ones I have heard is:"What chat up line works the best for you" That'd get me talking actually, however cheesy it may be. Though my reply would be along the lines of "'Let me buy you an very expensive cocktail' usually does the trick". You need to go to Bennets in Glasgow apparently the chat up line there is "Fancy some cock then". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 Have you guys ever met a woman? Coming from you. Touched a nerve in that other thread did I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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