JawD 31 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I went to the Toon from Blaydon Twas sometime in June Two thousand and Eight the year On a summer's afternoon I read the papers on the way So see who we'd signed Nobody quite yet it seems No wonder I'm loosing my mind Oh me lads, dark days are here again Never more to hear the roar St James' snow or rain All the lads and lasses there long time since over the moon Now the clubs had it soul ripped out This is Mike Ashleys Toon So then along came Ju-ly And finally new players in One lad called Jonas To fly up and down the wing Also then was Guthrie and also young Bassong Lets hope they give us some hope something to cheers us on Oh me lads, dark days are here again Never more to hear the roar St James' snow or rain All the lads and lasses there long time since over the moon Now the clubs had it soul ripped out This is Mike Ashleys Toon Now when it came to August The season around again We'd signed Coloccini to cause some forwards pain And then the season started King Keegan at the helm First came a draw at Man U The team not overwhelmed Oh me lads, dark days are here again Never more to hear the roar St James' snow or rain All the lads and lasses there long time since over the moon Now the clubs had it soul ripped out This is Mike Ashleys Toon But then the transfers ended But what about the rest? Keegan being overuled The club seemed in a mess The owner sitting laughing Counting his coins with glee A thread bare squad and moral going down He's made a fool of me Oh me lads, dark days are here again Never more to hear the roar St James' snow or rain All the lads and lasses there long time since over the moon Now the clubs had it soul ripped out This is Mike Ashleys Toon Then that sad day did come the 4th September confirmed Our worst fear about King Kev He broke our hearts and turned They stabbed his back and ours that day Our souls were ripped in two But the Bastards will never keep us down Starting with me and you Oh me lads, dark days are here again Never more to hear the roar St James' snow or rain All the lads and lasses there long time since over the moon Now the clubs had it soul ripped out This is Mike Ashleys Toon We've now had King Kev again and We've had Sir Bob its true Both lost forever it seems Two men toon through and through So where we go from here Who can ever tell But it seems one things for certain Its a slippery road to hell Oh me lads, dark days are here again Never more to hear the roar St James' snow or rain All the lads and lasses there long time since over the moon Now the clubs had it soul ripped out This is Mike Ashleys Toon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontoasey 0 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3606 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 tl;ds not true- I liked it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I'll never remember it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC 0 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 I went up to St James' Park Twas the 13th of September With Keegan gone the Geordie throng gave Ashley something to remember Our blood still bleeds Black and White but Ashley's wounded our pride Sell the club and bring Keegan back to reign again on Tyneside Oh me lads, you should've seen us gannin Marching along to Barrack Road For this we won't be stan'in All the lads and lasses there None with smilin faces Ashley and Wise get out of Toon You're nowt but fucking disgraces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshleyOut! 0 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 I went to the Toon from BlaydonTwas sometime in June Two thousand and Eight the year On a summer's afternoon I read the papers on the way So see who we'd signed Nobody quite yet it seems No wonder I'm loosing my mind Oh me lads, dark days are here again Never more to hear the roar St James' snow or rain All the lads and lasses there long time since over the moon Now the clubs had it soul ripped out This is Mike Ashleys Toon So then along came Ju-ly And finally new players in One lad called Jonas To fly up and down the wing Also then was Guthrie and also young Bassong Lets hope they give us some hope something to cheers us on Oh me lads, dark days are here again Never more to hear the roar St James' snow or rain All the lads and lasses there long time since over the moon Now the clubs had it soul ripped out This is Mike Ashleys Toon Now when it came to August The season around again We'd signed Coloccini to cause some forwards pain And then the season started King Keegan at the helm First came a draw at Man U The team not overwhelmed Oh me lads, dark days are here again Never more to hear the roar St James' snow or rain All the lads and lasses there long time since over the moon Now the clubs had it soul ripped out This is Mike Ashleys Toon But then the transfers ended But what about the rest? Keegan being overuled The club seemed in a mess The owner sitting laughing Counting his coins with glee A thread bare squad and moral going down He's made a fool of me Oh me lads, dark days are here again Never more to hear the roar St James' snow or rain All the lads and lasses there long time since over the moon Now the clubs had it soul ripped out This is Mike Ashleys Toon Then that sad day did come the 4th September confirmed Our worst fear about King Kev He broke our hearts and turned They stabbed his back and ours that day Our souls were ripped in two But the Bastards will never keep us down Starting with me and you Oh me lads, dark days are here again Never more to hear the roar St James' snow or rain All the lads and lasses there long time since over the moon Now the clubs had it soul ripped out This is Mike Ashleys Toon We've now had King Kev again and We've had Sir Bob its true Both lost forever it seems Two men toon through and through So where we go from here Who can ever tell But it seems one things for certain Its a slippery road to hell Oh me lads, dark days are here again Never more to hear the roar St James' snow or rain All the lads and lasses there long time since over the moon Now the clubs had it soul ripped out This is Mike Ashleys Toon Great post, 30/20 years ago, he'd have been removed by force. The sooner we get that cunt out of Newcastle, the sooner we can move forward and progress as a club again . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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