Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[Noelie 103]

4 hours ago, Alex said:

You’d written him off  

 

Aa knaa, but that was after Leicester, noo it's after Man Ure.

My age entitles me to be like a yo-yo,  for which I should be given credit, not abuse. 

[RobinRobin 14520]

2 hours ago, Noelie said:

 

Aa knaa, but that was after Leicester, noo it's after Man Ure.

My age entitles me to be like a yo-yo,  for which I should be given credit, not abuse. 

Are you listening Rafa?  

[Alex 42163]

5 hours ago, Noelie said:

 

Aa knaa, but that was after Leicester, noo it's after Man Ure.

My age entitles me to be like a yo-yo,  for which I should be given credit, not abuse. 

Due to your age you don’t get much abuse, due to your opinions you don’t get much credit

[Monkeys Fist 50776]

On 06/10/2019 at 18:30, t00nraider2 said:

Aye, that will happen. I can understand people's dismay against Bruce, but howay, let's not get silly.

Who do you think your lot will replace Ross with? 
 

Also…

[Anorthernsoul 1222]

[wykikitoon 28572]

That's terrifying 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

If Brucey thinks he's one of us,why does he talk like none of us? 

[Ayatollah Hermione 17238]

What if God was one of us? 
Just a toucher on the bus

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

On 10/7/2019 at 18:57, Noelie said:

Giv'  'im  a  chance  FFS!!

Lotta games aheed ye knaa, like.

' All we are saying ......is give Bruce a chance'

 

[trooper 1058]

Bruce's presser for the Chelsea game

Reporter "Any tactics for the game"

Brucey " I've just told them  to play like Rafa showed them it saves me bothering with tactics & that nonsense"

Reporter "That's all very well for the ones that were here under Rafa Steve"

Bruce  " I've told the others to make themselves useful. Maxi got it straight away & he's nipped down the kebab shop for me to get me a extra large donner & chips with chilli sauce. He's a good lad is Maxi"

Bruce "thankyou gentleman but there's a kebab with my name on" 

Bruce shouting " Were's Maxi ? He forgot me big bottle of pop he had one job to do what a waste of £20 million.

 

Edited October 17, 2019 by trooper

[wykikitoon 28572]

I started reading that thinking 'WTF why are they having a presser today?'

[trooper 1058]

Bruce's just done presser for the Chelsea game & has said shag all about the game he is a wag is "Wor Steve"

 

Key lines from Steve Bruce's press conference:
Matty Shortstaff will start against Chelsea
New deals for the Longstaffs now a priority
Positive injury news
Transfer latest
Andy Carroll update

[Alex 42163]

On 16/10/2019 at 11:30, essembeeofsunderland said:

If Brucey thinks he's one of us,why does he talk like none of us? 

I suppose it’s a bit like you feeling the same way whilst behaving like an archetypal mackem

[247 597]

7 hours ago, trooper said:

Bruce's just done presser for the Chelsea game & has said shag all about the game he is a wag is "Wor Steve"

 

Key lines from Steve Bruce's press conference:

New deals for the Longstaffs now a priority
 

Typical amateur shit decision imo. Rafa would have had kept them hungry and had them play for a new contract up until January then snap them up, one good game under Bruce and they’ve earnt it. Fucking ball sacked face twat.

Edited October 18, 2019 by 247

[Alex 42163]

https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/newcastle-supporters-belief-empty-seats-st-james-park-824351

Good article which underlines just how poor we are under Bruce. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 17238]

I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that Steve Bruce would eat a packet of crisps whilst having a shite.

[Dougle 4598]

“Well yes, I’m delighted to be sitting here eating this packet of Brussel sprout flavoured big Andys whilst laying this extra large cable. Delighted.”

[Monkeys Fist 50776]

Guaranteed he eats Salt and Vinegar on the bog  just so he gets a nice tingle when he wipes his hoop. 
 

( also guaranteed he’s a filthy sitter). 

[247 597]

I picture more along the lines of hes sat on the bog with 24 empty bags of crisps surrounding him because hes sat there and emptied a multi pack of 24 small bags into the big bag they come in 

Edited November 2, 2019 by 247

[Ugly Mackems 135]

Bruce would never have got that result if Rafa had never existed. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 17238]

Fuck off, you boring cunt

[trooper 1058]

Bruce's presser this Friday

Bruce " When i was on the bog I had a masterplan, it's ok I've got some tablets for it now . But this week I'm putting Big Andy in nets to save him running around. The defenders & Dubs are going up front. Miggy, Maxi & Joe are in defence & I think  the midfielders are going to play somewhere in the middle .  Let's see what Bournemouth make of that.

Edited November 3, 2019 by trooper

[Isegrim 11896]

Another decent piece from Waugh about the state of the club and the appearance of Bruce. A nice contrast to the the apologetic shit from Edwards and the stuff the Knight Ryder comes up with....

[Isegrim 11896]

the brown nosing stuff Ryder publishes gets worse all the time. What’s the point of him doing Q&A?

I wouldn’t rule out him asking the questions himself though...

[Alex 42163]

1 hour ago, Isegrim said:

the brown nosing stuff Ryder publishes gets worse all the time. What’s the point of him doing Q&A?

I wouldn’t rule out him asking the questions himself though...

*laughs*