AsprillaTheGod 0 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Long time supporter of the toon, and I cant believe what i'm seeing... We've got decent players like Jonas and Guthrie surrounded by absolute toilet, like Owen and Alan Smith... It's just not good enough for a club thats supposed to be pressing for the Champions League. We need to get rid of Colin Calderwood, he's an evil conspiritor of the cockney mafia who's been sent in by Ashley to destroy the good work done by Graeme Sounness. We need to bring the quality similar to when the machine gun toting legend that is Faustino was signed... Ketzbia, Carr, Bramble, Boumsong and Warren Barton, these were inspired signings worthy of any club. Bring Shaun Goater out of retirement and recreate the archetypal big man small man partnership with Obafemi the Savage. Team Jonas up with Ruel Fox and have a midfield dynamo, in the mould of Igor Biscan, to partner Danny "Sh*thouse" Guthrie in midfield. Do this by next season and we'll be sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offshore Toon 0 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 'lol' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteroidblitz 12 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Ah, another character. Ban please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Bob Almighty! 0 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Holy fuck! Its Joe Kinnear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Deary me. How transparent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offshore Toon 0 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 It's not all bad, though. I reckon Goater could do a job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 It's not all bad, though. I reckon Goater could do a job. Shopping trolley attendent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 As subtle as a brick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 It's not all bad, though. I reckon Goater could do a job. Shopping trolley attendent? "I see thunder, lightening, Shauny Goater is frightening" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Not even 1/10. I think I could be a convincing WUM, even more convincing than Baggio, to the extent I could get people offering me out, but this cunt, piss poor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 ha ha you have to admit that was pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 ha ha you have to admit that was pretty funny. It was wank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 ha ha you have to admit that was pretty funny. It was wank. Even Obafemi "the savage" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12894 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 About as funny as young Danny's attempts. Actually, funnier because of the Ruel Fox name drop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsprillaTheGod 0 Posted March 15, 2009 Author Share Posted March 15, 2009 Not even 1/10. I think I could be a convincing WUM, even more convincing than Baggio, to the extent I could get people offering me out, but this cunt, piss poor. You can't be a real member of the toon army... hound him out boys, he's a member of the cockney mafia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bawan 0 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Not even 1/10. I think I could be a convincing WUM, even more convincing than Baggio, to the extent I could get people offering me out, but this cunt, piss poor. You can't be a real member of the toon army... hound him out boys, he's a member of the cockney mafia. :lol: :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flair 0 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 (edited) Long time supporter of the toon, and I cant believe what i'm seeing... We've got decent players like Jonas and Guthrie surrounded by absolute toilet, like Owen and Alan Smith... It's just not good enough for a club thats supposed to be pressing for the Champions League. We need to get rid of Colin Calderwood, he's an evil conspiritor of the cockney mafia who's been sent in by Ashley to destroy the good work done by Graeme Sounness. We need to bring the quality similar to when the machine gun toting legend that is Faustino was signed... Ketzbia, Carr, Bramble, Boumsong and Warren Barton, these were inspired signings worthy of any club. Bring Shaun Goater out of retirement and recreate the archetypal big man small man partnership with Obafemi the Savage. Team Jonas up with Ruel Fox and have a midfield dynamo, in the mould of Igor Biscan, to partner Danny "Sh*thouse" Guthrie in midfield. Do this by next season and we'll be sorted. Edited March 15, 2009 by Attain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bawan 0 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 Surely Gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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